Seanie C Reviews

One False Move (1991)

No False Note

[10/10 · 21 December 1998]

I think this is a great film - nasty and brutal where it needs to be, but rarely gratuitously so. But my favourite thing about is the performance by Jim Metzler - just brilliant. Why isn't he huge?

Miracle Landing (1990 TV Movie)

Trapper - What Have You Done?

[19 November 1998]

This is an appalling film. Wayne plays a low-rent Charlton Heston (Airport) while Connie Sellecca spends far too long having wind muss up her hair. The reaction from the FBI at the movie's far-less-than-climactic conclusion - a landing of truly miraculous proportions - is hilariously preposterous. Hawaii never looked so awful. Trapper John MacIntyre, what have you done?