ROSP! Reviews

Bela Donna (1998)

Vamos Dormir... (Lullaby)

[3/10 · 23 September 1998]

The movie is a happy lullaby, was made to make us sleep. And that´s what we do, as we dream about the top beautiful Natasha Henstridge. No screenplay, no deep characters, nothing special. So, let´s sleep.

Armageddon (1998)

The Worst Movie Ever Made

[1/10 · 11 August 1998]

I am positive that Armageddon is the worst movie ever made. It´s because a film deals with its relationship with the audience, and what Armageddon does is make us feel like idiots. Anyone who has a tomato I.Q. gets offended by the top absurd scenes shown on the screen. It´s impossible for me to figure out how can someone with an human brain think it´s fun to watch a starship exploding 20000 times and everybody staying alive. I felt like walking away at each one of these sequences. And you did it too, if you have at least half a brain.

Natural Born Killers (1994)

As Raw As Reality.

[10/10 · 11 August 1998]

This is another Oliver Stone hit in the bullseye. The movie is so raw and real that you end up laughing. But it´s very serious, the way media sells violence, and (more scaring) the way people buy it. The reason why there is trash on TV is because people watch it. This movie makes us think and shows us something that we should care about. It´s entertaining with brain, something almost vanished from our screens.

Ed Wood (1994)

He was the man.

[10/10 · 11 August 1998]

It´s fantastic to get involved into a world where the only thing that matters is cinema. Ed Wood, the man, made his big contribution to the movies, not with his work, but with his amazing and true passion. Ed Wood, the movie, is a portrait of a man who fought for his dreams, no matter how hard they were.

Well, all that´s left for me is to thank both of them: Ed Wood, for what he did for the movies, and Tim Burton, for the movie he did.

Basic Instinct (1992)

A perfect game.

[10/10 · 11 August 1998]

The movie is a perfect game, where everything fits. Two fantastic characters played with total harmony, it´s impossible not to be fascinated by the erotic atmosphere. And I wouldn´t mind being killed in bed by Catherine Tramell.