Ah! My Goddess: Bad Goddess The Anime Video Comic (TV Series)

The Dragon Eye Serial: The Flying Shoes (2017)

Kevin Neece: Kevin from the Other Dimension

Quotes 

• Welsper The Demon Child : OH, ELIJAH! I'VE GOT A BUCKET OF WATER WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, BUDDY!

  Elijah : NO, PLEASE DON'T! I'M SLIPPING!

  Welsper The Demon Child : Oh, I'M JUST FUCKING WITH YOU, KID! JUST KEEPING YOU ON YOUR TOES!

  Elijah : YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

  Welsper The Demon Child : STEPHEN KING WOULD BE SO PROUD OF ME RIGHT NOW!

  Doctor What : Welsper! What are you doing here, you TROUBLEMAKING LITTLE FUCK?

  Welsper The Demon Child : Who, me? I'm a sad, strange, lonely little boy... and I need somebody new to play with...

  Doctor What : Little boy, MY FUCKING ASS! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

  Welsper The Demon Child : No, this is my contract... and this little sucker is about to take a one way trip to Niflheim. Wait a minute, WHO THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU?

  Doctor What : I'm the escape clause...

  Kevin from the Other Dimension : Doctor What charges at Welsper and jumps over the edge of the roof with no indication as to what happened to him.

  Welsper The Demon Child : Whoa, that ended a little too easily.

  Doctor What : FUCK YOU, DEVIL CHILD!

• Mara Marller : Wait, is that Welsper?

  Sayoko Mishima : Welsper? Isn't that the name of Belldandy's Housecat?

  Mara Marller : OH, NO...

  Doctor What : KID! YOU'RE ABOUT TO FEEL THE WRATH OF MY SCREWDRIVER!

  Welsper The Demon Child : Wait, you mean your Sonic Screwdriver IS AN ACTUAL SCREWDRIVER?

  Doctor What : OF COURSE! IT'S PERFECT FOR SHANKING PEOPLE!

  Mara Marller : UH, NO... DOCTOR! I would highly suggest you reconsider shanking that guy in the face with a screwdriver!

  Doctor What : WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

  Sayoko Mishima : DON'T DO IT! YOU CAN'T KILL HIM! HE'S BELLDANDY'S DOUBLET!

  Doctor What : But Belldandy's Doublet is a Housecat!

  Sayoko Mishima : NO! IF YOU HURT HIM, YOU'LL BE MURDERING BELLDANDY WITH HIM!

  SIRI : Power at 20%. Please seek ground safety immediately.

  Welsper The Demon Child : Oh, you don't have to worry about hurting little old me, Doctor!

  Kevin from the Other Dimension : Elijah is starting to lose his grip. Doctor What charges at him to grab him. Welsper hits Doctor What with a fireball, setting his jacket on fire. Doctor What grabs Elijah right in time, but his shoes are starting to fade out of power.

  SIRI : Power at 10%. Please seek ground safety immediately.

• Kevin from the Other Dimension : Doctor What and Elijah drop out of the sky... and Marller magically stops them mid-air right before they hit the ground. Doctor What hits the ground safely after the brief stop, then stop, drops, and rolls the flames out of his jacket.

  Doctor What : Did we survive?

  Welsper The Demon Child : MARLLER, YOU FUCKHOLE! WHEN I GET BACK HOME, I'M REPORTING YOU TO HILD-SAMA! JUST YOU WAIT, BITCH! JUST YOU WAIT!

  Mara Marller : OH, BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, YOU STUPID CUNT! Even I can only take being Hild's bitch for so long!

  Elijah : Wow... I can't believe it...

  Doctor What : Don't worry about it, kid... there's no need to thank us...

  Elijah : No... I mean... you were able to fly... that means you're witches in league with the Devil, just like that other guy... Why should I trust you anymore than I trusted him?

  Mara Marller : Look, kid, there are plenty of corrupted souls in the world, we don't need yours. If you got a problem with us, then go find Jesus or something. Just don't be surprised when his followers turn out to be wolves in sheeps' clothing, too. If you want to get technical about it, there is no good or bad in this world. It's all bad... we're just more honest about it than they are.

  Elijah : See you around, I guess...