Obscure even within the Bluebird Films universe (and evidently left on the shelf for years before being dumped directly into the remainders market), "Shampooed" is a salute to the label's superstar Stacey Saran. She's featured in seven, count 'em, seven vignettes, but it adds up to nothing.
That's because the premise of her doing outcall shampoos in order to raise money to buy her own hair salon someday is not merely stupid but not even adhered to. There is no shampooing or hair dressing of any kind, just Stacey taking her trusty carrying case of supposed shampoo materials from place to place and acting effectively as a whore, not a graduate of Beauty School.
Dumbest ploy has her joining another lady to do a car wash, not even interior detailing but more in the nature of a Cool Hand Luke episode. Many Bluebird gals join in on the non-fun, as threesomes and orgy action is the company's main fetish.
Lowest point is predictably the appearance of Paul Chaplin, owner of the porn company, who does his usual smirking and cackling in a stupid dungeon scene that fails to rise to the expected BDSM fetish content one expects from Brit Porn. No, this isn't daring! or Harmony Films, just Bluebird and its mindless junk.
That's because the premise of her doing outcall shampoos in order to raise money to buy her own hair salon someday is not merely stupid but not even adhered to. There is no shampooing or hair dressing of any kind, just Stacey taking her trusty carrying case of supposed shampoo materials from place to place and acting effectively as a whore, not a graduate of Beauty School.
Dumbest ploy has her joining another lady to do a car wash, not even interior detailing but more in the nature of a Cool Hand Luke episode. Many Bluebird gals join in on the non-fun, as threesomes and orgy action is the company's main fetish.
Lowest point is predictably the appearance of Paul Chaplin, owner of the porn company, who does his usual smirking and cackling in a stupid dungeon scene that fails to rise to the expected BDSM fetish content one expects from Brit Porn. No, this isn't daring! or Harmony Films, just Bluebird and its mindless junk.