Porridge (TV Series)

The Minder (2017)

Dominic Coleman: Officer Braithwaite

Quotes 

• Officer Braithwaite : [Mr Braithwaite notices Scudds and Fletcher are often hanging out together]  There's somethin' going on here.

  Nigel Norman Fletcher : Well, he just wants to better himself, that's all. I'm mentorin' 'im.

  Officer Braithwaite : Oh, what in?

  Nigel Norman Fletcher : Elocution, deportment, table manners - like not wavin' his sausage around on the end of his fork. Don't see that in 'Downton Abbey', do ya?

  Officer Braithwaite : You seriously expect me to believe that? I know I'm seen as the easy touch 'round here, Fletcher, but don't make the mistake of thinking that I'm gullible.

  Nigel Norman Fletcher : All right, Mr Braithwaite. Here's how it is. He has an uncle called William Stickers, and he's asked me to help 'im with 'is court case. Poor bloke's made a lot of enemies, and someone's been goin' around puttin' signs up all over the place, darkening his name.

  Officer Braithwaite : What do they say?

  Nigel Norman Fletcher : Bill Stickers will be prosecuted.

  [Braithwaite gradually realises he's been had]