- Nagid: [Fletch and Joe meet Nagid, a new bloke on the yard, and notice he has a foreign accent] You pick wrong man to joke with. I remember your face.
- Joe Lotterby: He's a nasty piece of work.
- Nigel Norman Fletcher: Who is he?
- Joe Lotterby: Dunno, I think he comes from Turkey, or Lebanon, or one of those kebab countries.
- Nigel Norman Fletcher: Looks like he wanted me on a skewer.
- Nagid: [later, they have another encounter with Nagid] I told you, jokes don't make me laugh.
- Nigel Norman Fletcher: [as he turns to leave, Fletch has one more question] One thing, Nagid. Your accent. Couple-a boys are makin' bets, 'cause none of us can place it. Where are you from? Turkey? Macedonia? Syria?
- Nagid: Doncaster.
- Officer Braithwaite: [Mr Braithwaite notices Scudds and Fletcher are often hanging out together] There's somethin' going on here.
- Nigel Norman Fletcher: Well, he just wants to better himself, that's all. I'm mentorin' 'im.
- Officer Braithwaite: Oh, what in?
- Nigel Norman Fletcher: Elocution, deportment, table manners - like not wavin' his sausage around on the end of his fork. Don't see that in 'Downton Abbey', do ya?
- Officer Braithwaite: You seriously expect me to believe that? I know I'm seen as the easy touch 'round here, Fletcher, but don't make the mistake of thinking that I'm gullible.
- Nigel Norman Fletcher: All right, Mr Braithwaite. Here's how it is. He has an uncle called William Stickers, and he's asked me to help 'im with 'is court case. Poor bloke's made a lot of enemies, and someone's been goin' around puttin' signs up all over the place, darkening his name.
- Officer Braithwaite: What do they say?
- Nigel Norman Fletcher: Bill Stickers will be prosecuted.
- [Braithwaite gradually realises he's been had]