David Burris: Robber
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Quotes
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Manager : Put what in?
Robber : Put it in!
Manager : Jerry!
Jerry : What?
Manager : Do we have a burger Jerry?
Jerry : Uh burger, uh no.
Manager : We have no burgers today sir.
Robber : Put it in!
Manager : [sighs and checks his back pocket] Oh, left my wallet at home sorry.
Robber : Put it in!
Manager : We take debit.
Robber : Put it in!
Manager : What's your pin sir?
Robber : Five.
Manager : Auh.
Robber : Four.
Manager : Auh.
Robber : Three.
Manager : Auh.
Robber : Two.
Manager : Auh.
Robber : Ummm... one?
Manager : Auh.
[looks at the device]
Manager : It got declined.
Manager : [the Robber strangles the Manager] It's declined sir!
Tony : [Walks in and sees the Manager being strangled] Uh, is there a problem?
Manager : [In pain] He's just choking me.
Tony : [stutters] I'm, I'm just the pizza guy.
Manager : [In pain] You work here?
Tony : I thought so.
Manager : [Jerry hands the pizza to Tony] Jerry!
Jerry : What?
Manager : Why did you give him the pizza for Jerry?
Jerry : Because we're currently Pizza Hut today.
Manager : This ain't pizza, it's Burger King.
Jerry : [confused] Oh.
Robber : [confused] Wait what?
Manager : Yeah this is Burger King sir.
Jerry : [talking to Tony about the pizza] Hand that back.
Manager : [talking to the Robber] You hurt my throat.
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Robber : [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry.
Manager : I bet you are put it in!
Tony : Here's your hamburger.
Robber : Ok, if I can't put it in. Then I want some burgers some fries some pizza... oh wait not pizza...
Manager : This is Burger King sir.
Robber : Then I want some pizza some burgers, some fries...
Manager : How about a pizza burger?
Jerry : We don't have burgers.
Manager : Jerry! Help me out here!
Jerry : I'm trying I'm telling the truth.
Manager : [talking to Jerry and Toney] Maybe he'll leave, he's kinda smelly.
Tony : [talking to the Manager] When are you going to realize when you hire people like me?
Manager : [confused] When did you get here again? Are you supposed to deliver pizza's?
[Tony confused]
Manager : Go, Go deliver cardboard boxes.
Jerry : You'll get paid for it.
Tony : You broke my heart.
Manager : I didn't know you had a heart.
Robber : Put it in!
Manager : Oh not this again!
Jerry : Which order do you want? You want the number one or the number two?
Tony : You want a phone?
Robber : Put it in!
[throws the phone]
Robber : Put it in!
Jerry : Shake one for the number one
[the Manager and Jerry speaking together]
Jerry : shake twice for the number two. And so on.
Robber : Put it in!
Manager : Here's your number one sir.
Robber : Put it in!
Tony : Here's your number two.
Manager : Jerry!
Jerry : What?
Manager : Give him number three!
Manager : Have a nice day!
Robber : [the Robber throws all the orders out of the bag] Put it in!
Tony : Here's a number four.
Manager : Here's a five.
Jerry : Have a six.
Manager : That's a ten.
Jerry : No, this is obviously a six!
Manager : I'm sorry I could'nt count!
Jerry : And this is why you work at Pizza Hut.
Manager : Well Burger King wouldn't hire me ok, they told me I can't do math.
Tony : Well why are you working here?
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Manager : Move Jerry, Jerry move.
Jerry : Oh sorry.
Robber : Put it in!
[the Manager takes the Robber's bag]
Manager : You put it in.
Jerry : [the Robber takes back his bag] You made him said now.
Manager : [Making the Robber mad] Welcome to Pizza Hut how may I take your order?
Robber : I want some burgers, some fries some pizza and a freak'n shayla!
Robber : Soda, I ment a soda.
Manager : You went Irish there did you know that?
[the Robber confused by what he has said]
Manager : Sir we're closed now. You can't tell cause of all the little kids are here. there on a field trip right now so we're closed.
Robber : Oh really?
Manager : Yeah.
Robber : I would like somebody to come up and figure that out.
Jerry : What did you want us to put in in the first place?
Manager : Yeah you never told us?
Robber : I Just want some burgers, some fries, some pizza, and a soda and a shake.
Jerry : We gave you that! Except for the shake we don't sell shakes here.
Manager : This is Pizza Hut.
Manager : [the Robber takes off his hat and feeling very annoyed. The Manager notices the Robber's hair] You know you have some gray hair?
Jerry : How old Are ya sixty?
Manager : Jerry! Be nice to the customer.
Tony : You're hat's on sideways.
Manager : When did you get here again!
Manager : Aren't you supposed to deliver pizza's?
Jerry : Why aren't you delivering pizza's?
Tony : Cause we have no orders!
Robber : Guy's if you really work for Pizza Hut then why don't I see any type of logo's on your guys shirts? Or the head?
Tony : Because we left are uniforms at home.
Jerry : Look!
[points to the Pizza Hut menu]
Jerry : Pizza Hut Right there!
Manager : Yeah.
Tony : And right there.
[point's to the logo on the floor]
Jerry : [picks the logo up and gives it to the Manager] Wait your the Manager here.
[slaps it on the Managers chest]
Robber : I guess you prove me wrong I guess you guys aren't the...
Tony : [hands the Robber a tissue] You need a tissue?
Robber : Thank you
[sniffs]
Robber : I guess you guys aren't the Pizza Hut People.
[crys]
Tony : There's a Papa John's down the street.
Manager : And right beside that is Little Caesars.
Manager : And right beside that is...
Jerry : McDonald's.
Manager : Yeah.
Manager : You guys are the worst Pizza Hut people I've ever meet.