- Manager: Put what in?
- Robber: Put it in!
- Manager: Jerry!
- Jerry: What?
- Manager: Do we have a burger Jerry?
- Jerry: Uh burger, uh no.
- Manager: We have no burgers today sir.
- Robber: Put it in!
- Manager: [sighs and checks his back pocket] Oh, left my wallet at home sorry.
- Robber: Put it in!
- Manager: We take debit.
- Robber: Put it in!
- Manager: What's your pin sir?
- Robber: Five.
- Manager: Auh.
- Robber: Four.
- Manager: Auh.
- Robber: Three.
- Manager: Auh.
- Robber: Two.
- Manager: Auh.
- Robber: Ummm... one?
- Manager: Auh.
- [looks at the device]
- Manager: It got declined.
- Manager: [the Robber strangles the Manager] It's declined sir!
- Tony: [Walks in and sees the Manager being strangled] Uh, is there a problem?
- Manager: [In pain] He's just choking me.
- Tony: [stutters] I'm, I'm just the pizza guy.
- Manager: [In pain] You work here?
- Tony: I thought so.
- Manager: [Jerry hands the pizza to Tony] Jerry!
- Jerry: What?
- Manager: Why did you give him the pizza for Jerry?
- Jerry: Because we're currently Pizza Hut today.
- Manager: This ain't pizza, it's Burger King.
- Jerry: [confused] Oh.
- Robber: [confused] Wait what?
- Manager: Yeah this is Burger King sir.
- Jerry: [talking to Tony about the pizza] Hand that back.
- Manager: [talking to the Robber] You hurt my throat.
- Robber: [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry.
- Manager: I bet you are put it in!
- Tony: Here's your hamburger.
- Robber: Ok, if I can't put it in. Then I want some burgers some fries some pizza... oh wait not pizza...
- Manager: This is Burger King sir.
- Robber: Then I want some pizza some burgers, some fries...
- Manager: How about a pizza burger?
- Jerry: We don't have burgers.
- Manager: Jerry! Help me out here!
- Jerry: I'm trying I'm telling the truth.
- Manager: [talking to Jerry and Toney] Maybe he'll leave, he's kinda smelly.
- Tony: [talking to the Manager] When are you going to realize when you hire people like me?
- Manager: [confused] When did you get here again? Are you supposed to deliver pizza's?
- [Tony confused]
- Manager: Go, Go deliver cardboard boxes.
- Jerry: You'll get paid for it.
- Tony: You broke my heart.
- Manager: I didn't know you had a heart.
- Robber: Put it in!
- Manager: Oh not this again!
- Jerry: Which order do you want? You want the number one or the number two?
- Tony: You want a phone?
- Robber: Put it in!
- [throws the phone]
- Robber: Put it in!
- Jerry: Shake one for the number one
- [the Manager and Jerry speaking together]
- Jerry: shake twice for the number two. And so on.
- Robber: Put it in!
- Manager: Here's your number one sir.
- Robber: Put it in!
- Tony: Here's your number two.
- Manager: Jerry!
- Jerry: What?
- Manager: Give him number three!
- Manager: Have a nice day!
- Robber: [the Robber throws all the orders out of the bag] Put it in!
- Tony: Here's a number four.
- Manager: Here's a five.
- Jerry: Have a six.
- Manager: That's a ten.
- Jerry: No, this is obviously a six!
- Manager: I'm sorry I could'nt count!
- Jerry: And this is why you work at Pizza Hut.
- Manager: Well Burger King wouldn't hire me ok, they told me I can't do math.
- Tony: Well why are you working here?
- Manager: Move Jerry, Jerry move.
- Jerry: Oh sorry.
- Robber: Put it in!
- [the Manager takes the Robber's bag]
- Manager: You put it in.
- Jerry: [the Robber takes back his bag] You made him said now.
- Manager: [Making the Robber mad] Welcome to Pizza Hut how may I take your order?
- Robber: I want some burgers, some fries some pizza and a freak'n shayla!
- Robber: Soda, I ment a soda.
- Manager: You went Irish there did you know that?
- [the Robber confused by what he has said]
- Manager: Sir we're closed now. You can't tell cause of all the little kids are here. there on a field trip right now so we're closed.
- Robber: Oh really?
- Manager: Yeah.
- Robber: I would like somebody to come up and figure that out.
- Jerry: What did you want us to put in in the first place?
- Manager: Yeah you never told us?
- Robber: I Just want some burgers, some fries, some pizza, and a soda and a shake.
- Jerry: We gave you that! Except for the shake we don't sell shakes here.
- Manager: This is Pizza Hut.
- Manager: [the Robber takes off his hat and feeling very annoyed. The Manager notices the Robber's hair] You know you have some gray hair?
- Jerry: How old Are ya sixty?
- Manager: Jerry! Be nice to the customer.
- Tony: You're hat's on sideways.
- Manager: When did you get here again!
- Manager: Aren't you supposed to deliver pizza's?
- Jerry: Why aren't you delivering pizza's?
- Tony: Cause we have no orders!
- Robber: Guy's if you really work for Pizza Hut then why don't I see any type of logo's on your guys shirts? Or the head?
- Tony: Because we left are uniforms at home.
- Jerry: Look!
- [points to the Pizza Hut menu]
- Jerry: Pizza Hut Right there!
- Manager: Yeah.
- Tony: And right there.
- [point's to the logo on the floor]
- Jerry: [picks the logo up and gives it to the Manager] Wait your the Manager here.
- [slaps it on the Managers chest]
- Robber: I guess you prove me wrong I guess you guys aren't the...
- Tony: [hands the Robber a tissue] You need a tissue?
- Robber: Thank you
- [sniffs]
- Robber: I guess you guys aren't the Pizza Hut People.
- [crys]
- Tony: There's a Papa John's down the street.
- Manager: And right beside that is Little Caesars.
- Manager: And right beside that is...
- Jerry: McDonald's.
- Manager: Yeah.
- Manager: You guys are the worst Pizza Hut people I've ever meet.