Siskel & Ebert (TV Series)

Bewitched/Yes/Land of the Dead/Herbie: Fully Loaded/Rize/March of the Penguins (2005)

Richard Roeper: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Richard Roeper - Host : [reviewing "Herbie: Fully Loaded"]  "Fully Loaded" is rated G, I guess that wacky little car might amuse small children, but the special effects are surprisingly weak, the story is beyond cliched, and the attempt to wedge the hot NASCAR scene into the movie is just clumsy. As for Lohan, let's just hope she's not contractually obligated to do any more "Herbie" films. Thumbs way down.

  Roger Ebert - Host : Let's hope Herbie isn't contracted either, because I think I've seen my last Herbie film. Uh...

  Richard Roeper - Host : I hope so.

  Roger Ebert - Host : You know, once question I had, this is kind of off the subject, because of course, the movie is...

  Richard Roeper - Host : PLEASE get off the subject, that's fine with me!

  Roger Ebert - Host : Herbie might be good for small kids, and that's about it.

  Richard Roeper - Host : Okay.

  Roger Ebert - Host : To what degree is Herbie intelligent? Because now, his bumper droops, and his eyes wink, and his doors open on command, and he falls in love with that little yellow Volkswagen.

  Richard Roeper - Host : Right.

  Roger Ebert - Host : And I wonder: What kind of sex would they have? Does that bother you at all?

  Richard Roeper - Host : Um... bumper to bumper? Fender bender? I have no idea.