Big Mouth (TV Series)

I Survived Jessi's Bat Mitzvah (2017)

Seth Morris: Greg Glaser

Quotes 

• Shannon Glaser : The party is tomorrow! We all know that, everyone knows that!

  Jessi Glaser : Guys, stop yelling.

  Shannon Glaser : Honey, we're not yelling.

  [Nervous laughter] 

  Shannon Glaser : We're discussing the logistics for the best day of your life.

  Connie the Hormone Monstress : Best day of your life? Hah! Your parents keep fighting, you got a big ol' pimple percolatin' on your forehead, and crooked Shannon forced you to buy that dress that makes your torso look boxy.

  Jessi Glaser : You don't like the dress?

  Connie the Hormone Monstress : It doesn't work! It never worked!

  Jessi Glaser : I hate my life, and I HATE my dress!

  Shannon Glaser : The dress looks great. Just take a deep breath, and relax.

  Jessi Glaser : You know what makes a person not want to relax, Shannon?

  Greg Glaser : Nice turn.

  Jessi Glaser : Shut up, Dad!

  Connie the Hormone Monstress : Burn the house to the ground! Use the boxy dress as kindling!

• Jessi Glaser : Mom, I need to talk to you.

  Shannon Glaser : What's wrong, Jessi Bear?

  Jessi Glaser : Now.

  [pulls Shannon outside] 

  Jessi Glaser : I know everything!

  Shannon Glaser : What? What do you mean?

  Jessi Glaser : I know you're cheating on Daddy with Cantor Dina.

  Shannon Glaser : Okay, Jessi, let's just take a deep breath.

  Jessi Glaser : This whole time, you guys have been? What are you? You're, like, a lesbian now?

  Shannon Glaser : I-I don't know, I'm still figuring things out.

  Jessi Glaser : But what about you and Daddy?

  Shannon Glaser : Your father and I have been struggling for a long time.

  Jessi Glaser : Do you even... do you even love him anymore?

  Shannon Glaser : I don't know.

  Greg Glaser : [Overhearing]  Whoa. That's... heavy.