The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Wedding Gift Wormhole (2018)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : So, do you know what it is?
Bert Kibbler : Of course I know what it is. It's a silicon dioxide crystal, also known as quartz.
Sheldon Cooper : Are you sure?
Bert Kibbler : Am I sure? Is basalt a mafic extrusive of igneous rock formed by the rapid cooling of magnesium and iron-rich lava? Yeah, I'm sure.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : But I think, by the end of the honeymoon, we really started to feel like a married couple.
Amy Farrah Fowler : But the good kind, like on TV, not like my parents.
Howard Wolowitz : You're not a real married couple until you can pee with the door open and she's okay with it.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I told you, I'm not okay with it.
Howard Wolowitz : She loves it.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [unpacking] So, we got everybody gifts.
Leonard Hofstadter : Did you forget about us until you were at the airport?
Sheldon Cooper : No. We forgot about you until we were on the plane. Luckily, there was Wi-Fi, and I have Amazon Prime.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : "I heart New York". Aw, the baby's gonna love throwing up on this.
Sheldon Cooper : Look, it doesn't have to just be New York. That's the beauty of it. Uh, the initials "N.Y." can stand for anything you like. For instance, I understand that there is an elderly rock-and-roll musician named Neil Young. Perhaps you heart him.
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Sheldon Cooper : Or if not him, Egyptian table tennis silver medalist Noha Yossry. Or Nana Yamaguchi, the Japanese voice actress who starred in Sally the Witch.
Raj Koothrappali : Did you just Google the initials "N.Y."?
Sheldon Cooper : I had Wi-Fi and a long plane flight. Draw your own conclusions.