Alyssa Milano Sex Tape (2013 Video) User Reviews

Yeah that was pretty lame

[Horst_In_Translation · 2/10 · 14 May 2019]

I am pretty convinced that most of the people who gave this film a low rating here on imdb or other sites have done so because they thought that this was actually what the title says: "Alyssa Milano Sex Tape". However, you cannot blame Alyssa Milano for that and this is also not why I am giving it a low rating (not that I would have minded though). The name of production company Funnyordie already should have been enough already for everybody to understand that this is a comedy sketch. Not a good one though. The fur, the roses in the bedroom, these are maybe the only somewhat solid parody components here and I am not sure if they took them from Kim Kardashian and Ray J. But it's not important either. The film at 2.5 minutes still feels way too long for its own good because the serious newscaster (played by a very experienced actor) as well as the mirror reference cannot keep this film going on their own. On a side-note, the guy who plays Milano's man in here is actually gay in real life. Now as for Milano herself, I quite liked her on "Who's the Boss" and Charmed as well, so it is a bit sad to see she appears in really weak stuff like this one here. I have many people say that they don't see any real acting or comedic talent in her and that's why all her recent shows were so short-lived, but I would not say so. I think with the right project, she can make a difference just like she has done in the past before. I also think she is still among the most stunning 40+year-olds in Hollywood. Quick final note to everybody disappointed this is not what the title says it is: I feel your pain. But you know where to go to find what you are looking for right? There may be no actual sex tape, but we all know that Milano has not exactly been a prude in the last 25 years. Poison ivy 2 may be a good pick for example. But now back to this one here, it's really 2.5 minutes wasted that I never get back. It's neither funny, nor sexy nor anything else that fits a positive description. It's basically only making people fall for the title, otherwise nobody would have seen it and that's how it should have been honestly. Big failure from FoD regulars Corirossi and Ingram. Highly not recommended.

Ugh!

[skeptic-phd · 1/10 · 30 March 2019]

Cute kid grew up to be hideous. This was stilted and the least funny thing I've ever seen. I realize most of Milano's career has been a joke, but not the comedy variety, more the "Oh gosh, how pathetic is this?" joke. She had no talent in the beginning of her career, and it has not miraculously appeared after all these years.

Dear ugh

[daddyjb37037 · 7/10 · 11 July 2019]

If you were watching this in order to see something well made and well acted and all consuming of your mind and thought, you are way overthinking it. Just one tip it is probably way better if you watch it with the sound down just saying. Everything that exists must be valued according to what it is meant to be or in other words does it accomplish what it sets out to do so in this context this is awesome and so is Alyssa Milano.

It's a statement

[markjensen-29027 · 7/10 · 6 August 2022]

This short highlights the dichotomy of two worlds. The couple in the west partaking in frivolous thrills and the people in the middle east dodging bombs and war criminals. I think it's quite brave and clever. Even the TV scene at the end emphasises the comparison.