The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Veracity Elasticity (2016)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny Hofstadter

Quotes 

• Leonard Hofstadter : So she's been lying to him?

  Penny Hofstadter : So what? You lie to Sheldon all the time.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, but to get him to leave, not get him to stay.

• Leonard Hofstadter : And what's it called when you secretly get rid of all your husband's stuff?

  Penny Hofstadter : Wha-? That is not true!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, Bernadette told Howard; Howard told me. Plus I can see all my stuff is gone.

  Penny Hofstadter : Oh, so you believe your friend and your friend's wife and your own eyes over me? Wow!

• [last lines] 

  Penny Hofstadter : OK. Open your eyes and see your new room.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Wowww!

  Penny Hofstadter : I-i went a little overboard. We can always dial it back.

  Leonard Hofstadter : No, no, no-no-no, it- it's important to me that you have the bedroom you want.

  Penny Hofstadter : Oh, that means so much. I love you.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I love you too.

  Leonard Hofstadter : [walking into Sheldon's apartment carrying stuff]  Just hiding some stuff in your closet. Don't tell Penny.

• Howard Wolowitz : [to Penny, about Sheldon]  You know, if he moves across the hall for good, Leonard could keep the stuff you don't like in Sheldon's old room. Solves everything.

  Penny Hofstadter : That's a great idea!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Ooh! Maybe I could turn it into a gaming den.

  Raj Koothrappali : That would be amazing.

  Sheldon Cooper : [stutters]  Wha-Wha... Excuse me, that's my room.

  Leonard Hofstadter : But you won't be living here.

  Sheldon Cooper : But that's my room.

  Leonard Hofstadter : You won't be living here.

  Sheldon Cooper : But that's my room.

  Leonard Hofstadter : [to everyone]  You guys might want to start eating.

  [to Sheldon] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : You won't be living here.

  Penny Hofstadter : Sweetie, once you stop paying rent, none of this is really yours.

  Sheldon Cooper : But that's my room.

  Howard Wolowitz , Penny Hofstadter , Leonard Hofstadter , Raj Koothrappali , Amy Farrah Fowler : BUT YOU WON'T BE LIVING HERE!