Ash vs Evil Dead (TV Series)
Family (2018)
Katrina Hobbs: Candace Barr
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Quotes
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Candace Barr : Son of a bitch!
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Hey, whoa! Lady! There's a line!
Candace Barr : Wha-? You don't even remember me?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Well, the old steel trap never forgets a rack, but faces are a little fuzzy. Give me a hint.
[Candace punches Ash]
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : I said a hint.
Candace Barr : I'm your fucking wife!
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : The ink on my buddy went nuclear, that means evil is just around the corner. So your little peach could be a bowel-sucking hell beast.
Brandy Barr : Mom, what's the chainsaw geek doing here?
Candace Barr : Oh, honey, uh, I don't know how to tell you this, but Ash, he's... he's ah... he's your...
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : What she's trying to say, I'm your pop. Father dearest. The old sperm shooter.
Brandy Barr : What?
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : But you can call me Dad, unless you're a Deadite, then you can go fuck yourself.
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Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Wait a minute. Candace Barr. Oh no, Candy Barr? Well, this daughter of ours, I bet she thinks I'm pretty special, huh?
Candace Barr : Dream on. I told her her old man was some crack dealer who got shanked in prison.
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : What?
Candace Barr : Well, it was easier than admitting I'd hooked up with psycho saw-boy!
Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams : Oh, okay, but I call B.S. I was using my lucky rubber all through the odds, and that sucker went 50 and 0.