Sometimes I wonder why I have kept my CBS All Access subscription. I was going to cancel it during the Discovery break, but when I did CBS basically offered me a free month to keep it going, so I went for it...
***WARNING: CHOCK FULL OF SPOILERS****
Ah, well. After the first episode of the second half of the first season of Discovery, I am equally amazed that I am still watching this show. I had some hope that things were going in the right direction at the end of November, but now STD has clearly jumped the Vakol Fish...
For those who want to see how to do a better episodes in a mirror universe, first and foremost, see TOS Mirror Mirror and watch Star Trek Continues sequel to this, Fairest of Them All (possibly one of the best ST fan films ever made, which can be found on the STC website). There were four or five DS9 Mirror universe-type episodes and even Enterprise's, 'In a Mirror, Darkly' parts I and II puts this debacle to shame.
About the only positive thing I can say is that Jonathan Frakes seems to have done a valiant job of holding things together as a director, given the smack sandwich of a script handed to him by Sean Cochran. The performances of the key actors were spot on in spite of the rudimentary dialogue and sheer ridiculousness of the episode, a credit to Frakes as a director. There was also the semblance of a plot here, but really not much of one to speak of.
I can't point out all the bad--I get PDSD (post Discovery stress disorder) just thinking about it;
1) For a new series, Discovery has yet to do something--anything--new. We've gone back to the mirror universe many times now, so if you do it you really have to do it better. Clearly, the TOS writer Jerome Bixby was on to something, as we just can't seem to shake the mirror universe. (Note to self: if STD decides to do an episode about Khan/the eugenics program I will sign off Permanently.)
What's more, they didn't even bother to come up with a new twist to the mirror universe thing: basically, our heroes are trapped in the mirror universe and must find a way back home; to do so they must pretend that they must pretend to be barbarians, like their mirror universe counterparts. Sound familiar?
Sadly, given the generally sarcastic, erratic, and brutal nature of the Federation and Discovery crew in this version of ST, it is far more difficult to contrast them with denizens of the mirror universe. Which, after all, is the whole point of the mirror universe in the first place: the sheer negativity of the place shows us why integrity, compassion, and selflessness are so important to our existence... illustrating yet another problem when you play loosey goosey with the basic Star Trek premise... (Psychic spoiler--for comic relief, Tilly will uncharacteristically bark an order at Lorca at the end of part II of this episode. Hah hah.)
2) If Ash is indeed Voq, as is implied, the Klingons must have clearly developed the technology to give Voq a full body lift, rearrange his innards, genetically alter his cellular structure/DNA, change his body chemistry/physiology etc. so he could show up as human on Star Fleet scanners. They would then have to engraft the 'real Ash's' memory engrams/personality within Voq's brain such that he can speak flawless English and appear human in every way... Ummm.... I hope there's a better explanation, but, if this is the case, as is strongly implied, this is so implausible as to be lousy science fiction (even worse than the Mycelial Drive). Besides, if the Klingons can do all that, they deserve to prevail over Starfleet.
3) If they killed the doctor, they are inept, gutless, or both. First of all, we were only starting to get to know him as a character. This is the first episode where you see the guy as more than just a benign personality. Culber really has some backbone. Moreover, if you introduce the first authentic, gay couple to an official ST series, why abort it before you have a chance to explore this further?
4) Tilly's transformation to Killy is heroic, in a way, but really wasn't all that believable. Not at this stage of her development, anyway. I get the push-comes-to-shove-she's-able-to-step-up-to-anything vibe, but it really didn't work for me because I just didn't buy it. As a side note, it didn't seem to work for the actress either...
5) Great ploy to get the Shenzou to come by, but was it just dumb luck to have the Shenzou close enough to get to the Discovery in record time or yet another convenient plot device? How stupid was the Shenzou's present captain not to try to waylay Burnham with his henchmen present, instead of 1-on-1 in the elevator. (Even Chekov attacked Kirk with a posse.) Hard to believe he ever ascended to the captaincy....
6) Yes, Kirk got some nookie in Mirror Mirror, but he was playing his part with the Captains Woman. Clearly, from the previews, Burnham and Ash get it on in this episode too. What the heck... err... it's not as though they're really in harms way on an enemy vessel, fighting for their lives and trying to save their crew, or officers on duty--I guess Burnham and Ash know it's just television.
7) Wardrobe once again goes over-the-top with more impractical uniforms, this time for the Terran Empire... I'm half surprised they did not have people jogging around the ISS Shenzou wearing 'Lambada' tee shirts as another, shameless marketing ploy.
9) In a monumental set design failure, why do the agony chambers look like go-go dancer booths from Hullabaloo the 1960?
10) They can fabricate ISS wardrobe in seconds but Lorca has to smash his head against the wall to appear injured...
11) They made it a two-parter... not sure I can stand much more of this. Why did they prolong the agony? (On the bright side, maybe next week they'll throw in Spock with a beard...)
The list goes on and on, but I can't write any more... it hurts too much.
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