The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Military Miniaturization (2016)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Leonard Hofstadter : You can't put that on Snapchat!
Raj Koothrappali : Fine, I'll put it on Facebook like a caveman.
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Howard Wolowitz : Maybe before our meeting we should talk to a lawyer?
Leonard Hofstadter : It's not a bad idea.
Raj Koothrappali : Hey, you must have someone in your family that's a lawyer.
Howard Wolowitz : Why? Because I'm Jewish? Like me saying "Hey, you're Indian! Doesn't your cousin work in a call center?"
Raj Koothrappali : My cousin does work in a call center.
Howard Wolowitz : And my cousin's a lawyer.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Look at this! Elon Musk has a theory that we're all just characters in some advanced civilization's video game.
Leonard Hofstadter : So some alien kid spent his money on the asthma and glasses upgrade for me?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, he-he doesn't say it's a good game.
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Howard Wolowitz : I need to make as much as my wife so I don't have to try so hard in bed.
Leonard Hofstadter : You do that too?
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, yeah, how do you think I stay this thin?
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Leonard Hofstadter : You're just a know-it-all.
Sheldon Cooper : I am not a know-it-all I am a person who knows lots of things and likes to correct other people when they're wrong.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's the definition of being a know-it-all.
Sheldon Cooper : Or in German, a Besserwisser.
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Howard Wolowitz : You should know we're a little concerned about this being used in weapons.
Colonel Richard Williams : Oh, well, let me put your mind at ease; what we use it for is none of your business.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know how I feel about this.
Colonel Richard Williams : Look, guys, it's just a guidance system; it's no like you're handing us the Death Star from Star Trek.
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Sheldon Cooper : I don't understand why I can't talk at this meeting.
Leonard Hofstadter : 'Cause when you talk, it enrages people.
Sheldon Cooper : OK. Uh, quick question: am I allowed to exchange pleasantries upon meeting this colonel?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes.
Sheldon Cooper : Am I allowed to inform him that Colonel Sanders was never actually in the military?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm getting enraged.
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[last lines]
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, oh, oh, oh oh, guys, hold me upside down.
[Sheldon and Leonard hold him head down in front of the optic scanner]
Computer : Howard Wolowitz. Access granted.
Howard Wolowitz , Leonard Hofstadter , Sheldon Cooper : Yaaaay!