The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Sales Call Sublimation (2016)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Good news gentlemen! Amy's at a conference this weekend, which means I'm available to be entertained. As today's youth might put it, who wants to get their Sheld-on?
Howard Wolowitz : Bernie and I are getting the house ready for the remodel. We could always use an extra pair of hands.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, that sounds awful. Raj?
Raj Koothrappali : I've got time booked in the telescope room all weekend, scanning for rogue planets. You're more than welcome to join me.
Sheldon Cooper : That's the one to beat! Leonard?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, if anything, I'm trying to get my Sheld-off.
Sheldon Cooper : Well then, it looks like we have a winner. Congratulations.
Raj Koothrappali : Well, I should warn you, it's just looking at data for hours and hours on a computer screen.
Sheldon Cooper : Stop selling it kid, you won.
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Howard Wolowitz : You know, once we get the house back to ourselves we can be romantic in any room we want.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Great. I can finally show you where the laundry room is.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : What do you think we should do with this room?
Howard Wolowitz : I was thinking a home theater, a gaming room; you know, like a man cave.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Why can't it be a woman cave?
Howard Wolowitz : As long as it has a home theater, a video game system, and you're not allowed in it, you can call it whatever you want.
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Howard Wolowitz : Too busy to call? He wasn't too busy to binge-watch Hot in Cleveland with my Hulu password!
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Howard Wolowitz : I'm about to suck something up. What do you think this object sounds like?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howie, I don't want to play "Lego, toenail or pill" any more.