The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Empathy Optimization (2016)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Hi Sheldon, what's new?
Sheldon Cooper : Our friends are jerks and I'm mad at all of them.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I said "what's new", but sure...
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Are you relieved that you and Raj were able to patch things up?
Emily Sweeney : At the moment, no, not really.
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Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, get ready for an apology. And with the added twist of an M. Night Shamalan movie, I'm going to mean it.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ah, so like every other M. Night Shamalan movie I've seen, you spoil it in advance...
Sheldon Cooper : Hey, if you didn't know Bruce Willis was dead the whole time, that's not on me.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, when you're sick you can be... unbearable. And that's why your friends have been known to work late or sneak out to the movies or stay at a neurobiology conference three days after it's ended.
Sheldon Cooper : You stayed in Michigan all week to avoid being around me?
Amy Farrah Fowler : No! No! Not just that. I mean... Detroit is *beautiful* when it's sleeting.
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Sheldon Cooper : I had a 101 fever. If that's not a time to verbally abuse my love ones, when is?
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Sheldon Cooper : Oh, where are we going?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, Vegas, but...
Sheldon Cooper : Ugh! Atlantic City without the taffy? No thank you!
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Sheldon Cooper : Oh,I've been on a little trip myself recently, not to Sin City but to Sincere City. Where instead of genital warts, the only growth you'll come back with is personal growth.
Penny Hofstadter : And there's your next t-shirt.
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Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, I'm dying.
Leonard Hofstadter : You're not dying. It's just the flu.
Sheldon Cooper : I asked for chicken noodle. This is chicken & stars. It's killing me.