The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The 2003 Approximation (2015)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• [first lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : What a wonderful day; thank you.

  Penny Hofstadter : Oh, we're glad you had fun

  Sheldon Cooper : Blue Icees and a trip to the container store? It's like I died and went to the post-mortem neuron-induced hallucination commonly mistaken as heaven.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I still don't understand why you bought that pill caddy; you're a young man.

  Sheldon Cooper : Age is a state of mind, Leonard. In here,

  [points to his head] 

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm 90.

• Sheldon Cooper : I was like the Tin Man, perfectly content until that evil wizard gave him a heart.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I don't think that was the point of the movie.

  Sheldon Cooper : Fine! I was like Pinocchio who that jerk Geppetto went and made him a real boy.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : There you go.

• Sheldon Cooper : What happened to me Amy? Years ago I was completely disengaged from my feelings. I'd say It was a happier time, but I was disengaged from my feelings, so who can tell.

• Sheldon Cooper : It says here you're a chemist. Which element on the periodic table do you feel is too big for it's britches?

  Candidate #1 : Is that supposed to be a joke?

  Sheldon Cooper : Looks like argon's not the only one with an attitude problem.

• Sheldon Cooper : So, like an operating system, I'm restoring my life to the last stable version, which was in 2003, the day before I met Leonard.

• Sheldon Cooper : In general, would you say that you smell better, worse, or the same as you do right now?

• Sheldon Cooper : I was going to ask you what is the best fruit, but then I realized what I want to ask you is why is there a band-aid on your forearm, but then I realized what I really want to ask you is can you just go?