Celebrity Deathmatch (TV Series)

Nick in a Coma (1998)

Maurice Schlafer: Johnny Gomez

Quotes 

• Mills Lane : What the h--- is this? You know the rules! Three enter. Only one gets out alive.

  Oprah Winfrey : [to Rosie]  Well, you heard the man.

  Rosie O'Donnell : [as Oprah shoves her out of the caged ring]  No, Oprah! Wait!

  [diced into pieces of flesh] 

  Johnny Gomez : It's an Oprah double cross!

  Jack Nicholson : [about Rosie]  She didn't see it coming for crying out loud.