- Mills Lane: What the h--- is this? You know the rules! Three enter. Only one gets out alive.
- Oprah Winfrey: [to Rosie] Well, you heard the man.
- Rosie O'Donnell: [as Oprah shoves her out of the caged ring] No, Oprah! Wait!
- [diced into pieces of flesh]
- Johnny Gomez: It's an Oprah double cross!
- Jack Nicholson: [about Rosie] She didn't see it coming for crying out loud.