Harvey Beaks (TV Series)

A Tail of Les Squirrels/Someone's Stealing My Stuff (2015)

Angelina Wahler: Fee, Bug

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Quotes 

• Fee : Look, dummies! It's a bandit!

• Fee : Well, don't read it.

  Harvey Beaks : Why not?

  Fee : Because you always use that weird voice when you read stuff.

  Harvey Beaks : I do not use a weird voice. Okay, fine. I'll just read to myself then. Hmm.

  [Harvey reads a note with her eyes back and forth] 

  Harvey Beaks : Oh my gosh! You won't believe what it says.

  Fee : What?

  Harvey Beaks : [Harvey use a strange voice]  I have your brother. Give us back...

  Fee : Right there! You're doing the weird voice.

  Harvey Beaks : You're missing the point. It says the tail belongs to Les Squirrels. If they don't get it back, they're gonna do something bad to Foo.

  Fee : WHAT? I gotta, I gotta find him! I'm coming for you, Foo!

• Harvey Beaks : Fee, wait! You just gotta give him back the tail.

  Fee : I'm not giving them my tail. They have no right to take it from me. Just like they have no right to take my brother! They both belong to me!

  [Her eyes are blind] 

  Fee : Ahhhhh! They made me go blind with rage. Ahhhhhh! You stupid tree branch! When I get my...!

• Fee : What the? Harvey! Some stupid moron tied me up!

  Harvey Beaks : Hey! I tied you up. Since you're a little too... emotionally recharged. Why don't I go talk to Les Squirrels and diffuse this whole thing?

  Fee : You can't talk to those nutcrunchers. The only thing they understand is me beaten their heads in.

  Harvey Beaks : No. We can do this without violence. I'm pretty sure I'm a really good negotiator. Just stay put, okay? Here's a bottle of water, so you won't get dehydrated. I'll be back soon, okay?

  Fee : Harvey! Get back here and untie me! Hang on, Foo. Nothing's gonna stop me from saving you.

• Fee : Wait, who is that?

  Dade : Dade?

  Fee : Oh, tattle pants.

  Dade : I don't, I, I'm not...

  Kratz : You kinda are.

  Fee : Dude, I really need your help. Those jerk squirrels took my brother.

  Claire : What? They took Foo? Is he okay? Does he love me?

• Fee : Listen up, barf cakes. I found this tail and that makes it mine, but you guys are thieves. You stole my brother and my friend, so I'm giving you one chance to live.

  Jean Luc : Give us back the tail and we are through.

  Fee : Never.

• Fee , Claire , Piri Piri , Princess Roberts , Rooter : Cabbage the thief! Cabbage the thief!

• Dade : What did Foo do to them? Something jerky I bet, and what's wrong with your eyes?

  Fee : I don't have time for your questions, bunny.

  Claire : We should help her, you guys.

  Dade : She's bad news, and I got a policy against bad news.

  Claire : It's a nut? With a note.

  Kratz : Whoa, a nut note.

  Claire : It's says they've captured Harvey.

  Dade : They got Harvey? I gotta go tell my mom!

  Fee : No! No tattling.

  Dade : But they got, Harvey. What do we do?

  Fee : We do what Harvey want to do. We negotiate, but we do it my way.

• Harvey Beaks : This news I have was pretty shocking, you may want to take a seat. Kratz wasn't a thief, It was, FOO!

  Fee : Is that it? I already knew that.

  Harvey Beaks : What?

  Fee : I'm sick and tired of me and my brother always getting blamed for everything.

  Harvey Beaks : We have to tell them a truth.

  Fee : And throw my brother to those jackals? They already think Kratz did it, they're happy as long as they have somebody to blame.

  Harvey Beaks : Wait a minute, that's it, that's how we fix this.

  Fee : Yeah, let them have Kratz. I just said it.

  Harvey Beaks : No, no, no. They want someone to blame, we'll give them exactly what they want.

• Dade : Harvey, it's obvious who the culprits are, it's a twins!

  Fee : Oh come on.

  Dade : Don't act like it wasn't you.

  Harvey Beaks : Woah, woah, woah, hold up, these guys are best buds, they never do this.

  Dade : Okay, first of all, I'm your best bud Harvey, and second of all, of course they did it! The twins do bad stuff all the time!

  Fee : Like, what?

  Dade : Like yesterday, when you glued my ears to a tree?

  [in a flashback] 

  Dade : Help.

  [out of the flashback] 

  Dade : Or Foo ate all of Claire's books last week?

  [in a flashback] 

  Claire : Thanks for hanging out, Foo. Here eat them all.

  [out of the flashback] 

  Dade : Or how about today when you ruin Piri Piri's sketchbook?

  Piri Piri : Oh, they didn't ruin it, they made it beautiful. See?

  Fee : Okay, first of all, all those pranks are hilarious, and second of all, you can't assume it does, because of stuff we've done did before that's called being judgy. Could have been anyone? Could have been Rooter, he's weird? Or Princess, dhe's weird? Or Piri Piri, she's weird?

  Kratz : Wait, I'm weird too. Could have been me.

• Fee : Sorry, little tail. We had some good times you and me, and you really made my butt feel complete, but we can't be together no more because I have a couple of folks that are pretty much a billion times more important to me.

  Harvey Beaks : This is really mature of you, dude.

  Fee : Shut up. I know.