Night of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together for Autism Programs (2015 TV Special)

Adam Sandler: Self

Quotes 

• Adam Sandler : [Bob grabs a bedpan with a patients urine in it]  Oh no, oh no, no, no, no no!

  Bob Barker : [he pours it over Adam's head]  You're truly number one in my book.

  Adam Sandler : How many fucking Asparagus did you eat today?

• Bob Barker : If I knew all I had to do was toss your salad to get a part in your movies, I would have done it. But Rob Schneider never sent me the memo.

  Adam Sandler : Ooh. I understand that Price Is Right is on right now. I *love* the new host. He's funny and not crotchety.

  Bob Barker : You know what *I* like about him. He's been working over 25 years and never once had to do the "Whoopedy-doo, waka-waka loo" like a pathetic idiot.

  Adam Sandler : [Adam knocks Bob Barker out]  Couldn't leave well enough alone, could you Bobby.

• Adam Sandler : [at a Memorial to both Adam Sandler and Bob Barker, the audience cheers loudly for Adam]  Oh. Bob. Guess they love the Sandman just a little more than you. Thanks for playing.

  Bob Barker : You don't get it. They're cheering for you because you're dead,.

  Adam Sandler : Ha ha ha ha

  [Knocks Bob Barker out with his harp] 

• Nurse : [the nurse is coming in with Ebola-tainted blood samples]  Is everything all right, Mr. Barker?

  Adam Sandler : It is now, honey.

  [shoves Bob Barker into a wall, then grabs a blood sample] 

  Adam Sandler : It's all over now, Bob.

  Bob Barker : Oh, please. I'm already 91 years old.

  [drinks the blood sample and spits it into Adam's face] 

  Adam Sandler : Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

  Bob Barker : I can't wait to see the look on David Spade's face when he finds out there's gonna be no Grown Ups 3.

  Adam Sandler : Damn you, Bob!

  [they both die] 

• [Adam is on the floor] 

  Bob Barker : You know, you're right. This soup *is* too hot.

  [pours the soup onto Adam] 

  Adam Sandler : AAAAHHHH!