If I knew all I had to do was toss your salad to get a part in your movies, I would have done it. But Rob Schneider never sent me the memo.
Ooh. I understand that Price Is Right is on right now. I *love* the new host. He's funny and not crotchety.
You know what *I* like about him. He's been working over 25 years and never once had to do the "Whoopedy-doo, waka-waka loo" like a pathetic idiot.
[Adam knocks Bob Barker out
Couldn't leave well enough alone, could you Bobby.