Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

USPIS (2014)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

Quotes 

• Jake Peralta : Boyle, why don't you show Danger what a fax machine is.

  Charles Boyle : Okay. Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone.

• Jake Peralta : You work for the post office. Your motto is 'Surprisingly, we exist.'

  Jack Danger : Incorrect. Our motto is "nos custodimus quod lingus". We guard what you lick.

  Jake Peralta : That's worse!