The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Misinterpretation Agitation (2014)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Leonard, where are your social skills? This man is clearly upset. We should invite him in for a hot beverage.
Leonard Hofstadter : He tried to score on Penny.
Sheldon Cooper : So have these two
[gestures toward Howard and Raj]
Sheldon Cooper : and they're having dinner with us.
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Dr. Oliver Lorvis : I don't like to brag, but you see, I'm kinda the doctor to the stars' urinary tracts
Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali , Sheldon Cooper , Leonard Hofstadter : Wow.
Dr. Oliver Lorvis : You want to see James Cameron's kidney stone?
[shows them his keychain]
Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali , Sheldon Cooper , Leonard Hofstadter : Oooo.
Dr. Oliver Lorvis : He was so happy after he passed it, he gave me a Terminator.
Leonard Hofstadter : That is amazing. How long have you been collecting?
Dr. Oliver Lorvis : Ever since I was a kid, but I didn't really get serious until William Shatner's bladder infection.
Sheldon Cooper : What'd you get? What'd you get?
Dr. Oliver Lorvis : Well, he said it was a Tribble. It could be a toupée, but either way it's pretty cool.
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Dr. Oliver Lorvis : You're a guy like me. So, how did you get a girl like Penny?
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, well, you know, just being myself, really.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh please! You know, I'll tell you how he did it. Implacable relentless badgering. In urology terms, he was a drug-resistant staph infection and she was a urethra that could not shake him.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know that I'd call myself an infection.
Howard Wolowitz : A gallant man would defend his fiancée for being called a urethra.