Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Jurassic Park III (2014)
Tamara Chambers: Tamara, Little Girl
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : Hey there, kiddo, you like your Dora the Explorer doll?
Tamara Chambers : Sure do!
Nostalgia Critic : Well, what would you think if I got you a brand new Barbie doll?
Tamara Chambers : Uh, oh, that's okay; I love Dora!
Nostalgia Critic : No, you love Barbie.
Tamara Chambers : Um, I'm pretty sure I love Dora.
[NC Slaps Dora doll out of Tamara's hand]
Nostalgia Critic : Look at that! Barbie killed Dora! Now you have to love Barbie!
Tamara Chambers : Poor Dora!
Nostalgia Critic : You don't care nothing for her, you instead love your Barbie doll!
Tamara Chambers : I don't want to!
Nostalgia Critic : YOU WILL LOVE HER!
Tamara Chambers : Daddy, no!
[NC screams as he continues shaking her in anger. We then abruptly cut to a quiet NC, who is completely surprised]
Nostalgia Critic : Wow... I was in a dark place when I wrote that. BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?