At long last, it's time to review Jurassic Park III, the low point of the trilogy, so far. The Critic is dismayed to find Grant and Sattler's relationship retconned, the M.F.ing T-Rex biting the dust, and Tea Leoni's teeth-gratingly annoying performance. While he thinks the movie is stupid, he does praise its short running time.—Anonymous
It's finally time to review Jurassic Park III, the low point of the trilogy. The Critic is dismayed to find Grant and Sattler's relationship retconned, the T-Rex bites the dust, and all the godawful dino designs. While he thinks the movie is stupid, he does praise its short running time.—Anonymous