The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Gorilla Dissolution (2014)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : So you have tattoos?
Emily : Yeah.
Raj Koothrappali : I don't. I have a hole in my belly button that may or may not have been a piercing.
Emily : That's cool.
Raj Koothrappali : It's a piercing. So how many tattoos?
Emily : One on my shoulder, one not on my shoulder and one REALLY not on my shoulder.
Raj Koothrappali : It's been a long time since I've seen a girl's "really not my shoulder".
Emily : Well, how about you show me your piercing and I show you my tattoos?
[Kiss]
Raj Koothrappali : But before I take my shirt off I need like ten minutes to do some crunches.
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Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry. I don't have all the ingredients to make chai tea.
Raj Koothrappali : You don't have to make me anything.
Sheldon Cooper : No, I do. You're upset about Emily and you're Indian. I need to make you chai tea. I have all the ingredients except cardamom seeds. You happen to have any on you?
Raj Koothrappali : Sorry, I left them in my turban.
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Raj Koothrappali : Aren't you going to get 3-D glasses?
Sheldon Cooper : I brought my own. No sense risking bridge-of-nose herpes.
Raj Koothrappali : Is that a thing?
Sheldon Cooper : Until they make a nose condom, I'm not going to find out.
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Sheldon Cooper : Well, good night.
Raj Koothrappali : Don't send me home. I can't be alone right now.
Sheldon Cooper : That's your problem. You can't be alone.