Granville and Gastric find themselves acting as marriage guidance counsellors. Leroy adopts a festive disguise to avoid relationship trouble of a different kind. Mrs Featherstone struggles to find the Christmas spirit.
Granville buys some devices on the cheap, they are supposed to create positive emotions. Mr Newbold has a problem with underwear and an underworld boss is looking for Leroy after his girlfriend makes Mrs Hussein jealous.
Granville tries to sell some mints that are out of date, with results that set tongues wagging. Eric, Cyril and Mr Newbold try to prove to their womenfolk that they are men of adventure.
Granville has some out-of-date Christmas puddings to sell, but needs a clever plan to flog them to his sceptical customers. Madge thinks her house is haunted, maybe Gastric can help? Mrs Hussein takes a shine to Leroy.
Granville tries to sell a huge wheel of cheese that's past its sell-by-date. Fed up at delivering goods by bike, Leroy tries to get his dad to invest in a delivery van. Mrs Featherstone suggests advancing her relationship with Mr Newbold.
A mysterious woman is looking for Eric and his wife isn't convinced by his claims that he has no idea who she is. Meanwhile, Granville buys a job lot of turnips and tries to convince his customers of their medicinal value.
Granville considers advertising and opens a delivery point for internet shopping. When Granville receives a particularly large order it gives him an idea that will allow Gastric to impress Madge - who is in a foul mood.