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Amusing and low-down Amish-themed porn comedy
lor_22 August 2022
Just what the world needs: a porn video taking off the Harrison Ford/Kelly McGillis classic "Witness" with XXX content. Cast and treatment imply this could be the work of pornographer Jim Powers, credited as "Cool Breeze G.".

It stars Byron Long, veteran Black actor of over a thousand gonzo videos, but here given a chance to display his comedic skills. Feature begins with a sex scene of bad guy Tyce Bune (billed here as Tyce Buneau for a change) humping Black actress Delia, while Byron takes over the interracial sex content thereafter. Tyce assigns Byron to take a packet of cocaine to a club for a drug deal, and the Feds catch him and arrest Bune. Johnny Thrust plays an FBI agent who offers Byron a choice: either go to prison for the drug bust or testify in court to bring down boss Tyce.

For safety before the trial, witness Long is sent to Pennsylvania to hide out at an Amish farm. He ends up humping all the Amish girls in sight, all of whom are fascinated by his huge cock. Movie drops all semblance of credibility by having the male Amish characters joining in with Byron for threesomes, in order to include double penetrations, with no set-up as to why they would join in. For extra sex, an undercover agent played by Mila shows up on the farm to fetch Byron, and takes time out for a gang-bang with the Amish guys, displaying amazing deep-throat technique.

Low humor works well here, including huge kielbasa for dinner, compared in size for the rest of the show with Byron's cock. Anal sex is emphasized throughout the picture. Among the flubs are the Amish girls featuring tattoos and bright nail polish.

Should Eddie Murphy wish to stoop low, he could have fun doing an R-rated version of this "fish out of water" material, though I suppose Kevin Hart is a more likely (if I can use that stretch of possibility) current box office choice.
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