The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Proton Displacement (2013)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• Sheldon Cooper : Because it's just so happens I'm also spending the day with a beloved children television science personality. Isn't that right new friend and colleague, Bill Nye, the Science Guy? Sorry I replaced you with a newer model.

  Bill Nye : Wow, Arthur Jeffries. It's an honor to meet you. My show never would have happened without yours.

  Arthur Jeffries : That's what I told my lawyers.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Have you ever thought about why Arthur didn't want you to read his paper?

  Sheldon Cooper : Yes I have. My only conclusion is the prescription he was picking up the other day was for cuckoo pills.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe he found you a bit much.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's kind of a stretch. But when it comes to social skills, I've mastered the big three. There's the coy smile. There's the friendly chuckle. Ha-ha-ha-haaaa. There's the vocalization of sympathy. Ahhh. Well, that one's tricky. I'm still working on it.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : rom what I saw the other day I can understand why he and... some people might find you...

  Sheldon Cooper : What?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : It doesn't matter

  Sheldon Cooper : No. Go ahead. Say it. I know what it is. I've heard it my whole life. The word's annoying. Go ahead. Say it. Say it. Say, "I'm annoying."

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, it won't hurt my feelings. Go ahead, Amy. Say, "I'm annoying." "I'm annoying." "I'm annoying." "I'm annoying." Now where are you going? You know you want to say it. Say it. Say, "I'm annoying." Go ahead. Say it. Say it. Say it, Amy. Say it.

  [Amy leaves the apartment slamming the door] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, she can't stand it when I'm right.

• [first lines] 

  [Sheldon is skipping through the store] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Never seen him this happy before.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That's because you've never seen him on restock the medicine-cabinet day.

  Sheldon Cooper : Look! a new topical antihistamine with lidocaine. Wow! I can't wait 'til I get a rash.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Ohhhh, Gas-Ex has a new ultra-strength. Guess they really do read their mail.

  Sheldon Cooper : Hey. Isn't that Professor Proton?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, yeah.

  Sheldon Cooper : Look at him! he's standing in line, like he wasn't moderately famous thirty years ago. Let's go say hello!

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, maybe we, we shouldn't bother him.

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm not going to bother him; I'm going to talk to him.

  Leonard Hofstadter : [to Amy]  He thinks there's a difference.

• Sheldon Cooper : If you're hoping to get in touch with Bill Nye, I can't help you. I've been informed that he's now Bill Nye, the Restraining Order Guy.

• Bill Nye : I thought I was talking to a class.

  Sheldon Cooper : No, what I said was you were teaching someone a lesson.

• Arthur Jeffries : Sheldon, what are you doing here?

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm sorry, Arthur. Did I wake you?

  Arthur Jeffries : It's seven thirty, so yeah.

  Sheldon Cooper : I would've gotten here sooner, but for some reason your house isn't on this map of the Hollywood stars.

• Sheldon Cooper : Never meet your heroes, they always say. Never peek behind the curtain of fame, or you'll see them for what they really are: degenerate carnie folk.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : He's a retired science kids show host.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's even worse! Using the sweet candy of science to trick children into loving him. Pervert.

• Sheldon Cooper : It's been pointed out by my girlfriend that I may have been annoying to you.

  Arthur Jeffries : She sounds like a keeper.

• Sheldon Cooper : This is my girlfriend, Amy. Amy, this is television legend, Arthur Jeffries. His science show inspired millions of children.

  Arthur Jeffries : Hold... hold... hold on, you... you have a girlfriend?

• Sheldon Cooper : Sheldon Cooper does not cry.

  Howard Wolowitz : That's true. You'd rust.