The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Raiders Minimization (2013)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Amy ruined 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' for me. So, now I'm trying to find something beloved to her and ruin that.
Howard Wolowitz : Because her life wasn't enough?
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[last lines]
Howard Wolowitz : Wait! Wait! If it wasn't for Indiana Jones, the ark would never have ended up at the warehouse.
Sheldon Cooper : That's true. He collected and delivered the ark to the proper authorities for filing.
Raj Koothrappali : Like a hero!
Leonard Hofstadter , Sheldon Cooper , Howard Wolowitz : Yeah!
Leonard Hofstadter : Although technically Indy was supposed to take the ark to a museum to be studied; he couldn't even get that done.
Leonard Hofstadter , Sheldon Cooper , Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali : Aw.
Sheldon Cooper : Man.
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Howard Wolowitz : Wow. Sex at work!
Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, leave it alone; that's my girlfriend...
Howard Wolowitz : Sorry.
Leonard Hofstadter : WHO JUST HAD SEX WITH ME AT WORK!
Howard Wolowitz : Damn, how'd you swing that?
Leonard Hofstadter : Well, whenever I talk about how awful my Mom was, Penny will do anything to make me feel better.
Howard Wolowitz : Seriously?
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm not proud of it, but it does work.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : What is going on with you?
Howard Wolowitz : I'm sharing my pain.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : And I'm not buyin' it. Try again.
Howard Wolowitz : I'm learning to be a man in a culture where it's increasingly difficult to know how?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Strike two!