Supernatural (TV Series)

Blade Runners (2014)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

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• Crowley : [voicemail message]  Too busy inflicting pain to answer. Leave a message.

• Crowley : Who would have thunk it, ey, Moose? You and me. Same team. In the trenches. When this is over, we can get matching tattoos.

• Crowley : Brilliant, I must say. Speaking of myself, of course. All you two managed to do was get trussed up. Combine a little daring do on my part, some dumb muscle from Squirrel, a little bleeding from Moose. Happy ending. Roll credits.

• Dean Winchester : [Sees that the Impala has been broken into]  No. No! C'mon!

  [Sam and Dean rush forward to check the damage] 

  Dean Winchester : What the Hell?

  Sam Winchester : Sulfur. Demons.

  [Dean checks the interior while Sam checks the trunk] 

  Dean Winchester : Ah! Abaddon's. Well, she's just one jump behind us. Guess she couldn't find Magnus' joint either. What about the trunk?

  Sam Winchester : Safe. Warding kept 'em out.

  Dean Winchester : [muttering]  Demon mitts all over my baby.

  [Closes the back door and notices the scratches along the side] 

  Dean Winchester : Oh, c'mon!

  [Slams the front door shut to find more scratches] 

  Dean Winchester : What, now they're keying cars?

  [He goes down on his knees to check the damage, licks his thumb and rubs it along a scratch] 

  Sam Winchester : What language is that?

  Crowley : It's Enokian. The message isn't for you. It's for me.

  [Points to the scratches while Dean briefly puts his forehead against the door dejectedly then continues to check the damage] 

  Crowley : 'Be afraid. Your queen.' Abaddon's getting more brazen. She thinks I'm losing my grip.

  Sam Winchester : Dean.

  [Looks down at Dean who places his head and hands against the door in a sad hug] 

  Sam Winchester : Dean!

  [Dean stands up, exasperated] 

  Sam Winchester : Listen. You said Crowley was only useful til we got the blade.

  [pauses while he raises his eyebrows significantly] 

  Sam Winchester : We got the blade.

  [Both brothers turn to face Crowley, who immediately waves his hand and slams and pins them both against the side of the car. Sam drops the blade] 

  Dean Winchester : Uh! Ahhh!

  [in complete frustration] 

  Crowley : You know, boys. I'm in debt to you. You forced sobriety on me, and now I can see the situation for what it is. Dean, you are quite the killing machine and it occurs to me that Abaddon is not the only name on your list. My name must be up there as well.

  [With the flick of a finger, he pulls the blade from the ground into his hand] 

  Dean Winchester : It's no good to you without me.

  Crowley : Yes, but as long as I have it, it's no good to you. Now this is the way it's going to go. I'll hang on to ol' donkey teeth here until such time as you locate Abaddon. Then, you'll destroy her.

  [to Sam] 

  Crowley : You're right, Moose. You can't trust me. But, sadly, I can't trust you either.

• Crowley : I did good, eh, moose? Everything on the list. You're welcome.

  Sam Winchester : Remember; stay close, do what I say, and shut the hell up.

  Crowley : I'm growing on you, aren't I?

• Crowley : The First Blade was not, as hoped, in the Trench. It had, in fact, been scooped up by an unmanned sub, from whom it was stolen by a research assistant, who reportedly sold it to Portuguese smugglers who, in turn, lost it to Moroccan pirates in a poker game.

  Sam Winchester : [Confused]  What?

  Crowley : Poor moose. It's always a little tricky keeping up, isn't it?

• Crowley : Back in this fetid pit. Could at least have added some throw pillows.

• Dean Winchester : He goes missing for weeks on end without a peep? Well, not one that makes sense, anyway. Listen to this.

  [Plays voicemail] 

  Crowley : Dean. Um... nmmhnnm

  [indecipherable ramblings] 

  Sam Winchester : Wait a second. Did he... Drunk-dial you?

• Sam Winchester : [Crowley is staring at him]  What are you doing?

  Crowley : I'm still a little tainted by humanity. Makes me sentimental.

  Sam Winchester : Well, stop.

  Crowley : You and I both know we shared a mo back in that church. And on some level, we are bonded.

  Sam Winchester : Crowley, the only reason you are alive is that we need your help to deal with Abaddon 'cause she is an even worse pile of crap than you are.