Hazbin Hotel (TV Series)

Dad Beat Dad (2024)

Amir Talai: Alastor

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• Alastor : I am the host of the hotel! You might have heard of me from my radio broadcast.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Hm. Nope! I guess that's why Charlie called it the 'Hazbin Hotel'. Ah-ha-ha!

  Alastor : Ha-ha-ha. It was actually my idea.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Ha. Ha. HA! Well, it's not very clever.

  Alastor : Ha. HA! Fuck you.

• Lucifer Morningstar : ...And you are?

  Alastor : Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sir, quite a pleasure. It's nice to finally put a face to the name. You are much shorter in real life!

• Alastor : I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond.

  Charlie Morningstar : Awe!

  Alastor : You're like the child that I wish that I had.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Uh, what?

  Alastor : I care for you just like a daughter I spawned.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Hold on now!

  Alastor : It's a little funny, you could almost call me... Dad!

• Husk : You may own my soul, but I ain't your fucking pet!

  Alastor : Hmhm! But you are! Haha!

  Husk : Big talk for someone who's also on a leash.

  Alastor : Aha, what did you say?

  Husk : Oh, fuck! Nothing I, um...

  Alastor : If you ever say that again, I will tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for every other disrespectful wretch who dares to question me.

  Husk : Understood.

  Alastor : Lovely.