The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Love Spell Potential (2013)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler , Bernadette Rostenkowski , Penny : [chanting in a cab] Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
Sheldon Cooper , Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali : [chanting in Leonard & Sheldon's living room] The dungeon of Mabusdahega! The dungeon of Mabusdahega! The dungeon of Mabusdahega!
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Penny : I got a brand new bikini, so drinks at the pool are on these.
[gestures at her breasts]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I got a sexy new tube top that says come hither and a can of pepper spray that says "Close enough, Jack."
Amy Farrah Fowler : I brought some old underwear to throw onstage at the Garth Brooks concert.
Penny : I'm sorry, why old?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Because the first time I saw him, throwing new underwear didn't work.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh my. That's an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And now?
Sheldon Cooper : And now what?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Do you have any interest now?
Sheldon Cooper : I've not ruled it out.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Wow, talk dirty to me.
Sheldon Cooper : I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but from me what we have is extremely intimate.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I guess I know that. It's just a part of me wants more.
Sheldon Cooper : I guess I know that. It's just a part of me wants more.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [Amy laughs slightly] Come on. Let's go back out there.
Sheldon Cooper : No, hold on. My elven magic user and your half-ork warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through.
Amy Farrah Fowler : O.K.
Sheldon Cooper : I believe that we just killed the dragon and while the others pillage the corpse I lead you to a secluded area where I attempt to remove your leather armor.
[Rolls dice]
Sheldon Cooper : It comes off.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh!
Sheldon Cooper : What do you do?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I... kiss you on the lips?
Sheldon Cooper : I kiss you back on the...
[Rolls dice]
Sheldon Cooper : ... lips as well. Your turn.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I remove your armor. What do you do?
Sheldon Cooper : I erotically caress your...
[Rolls dice]
Sheldon Cooper : ... nose.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Keep rolling!
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[first lines]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [to cab driver] Burbank Airport, please.
Penny : Vegas, here we come!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No husbands, no boyfriends, no rules!
Amy Farrah Fowler : No rules? We're not going to get drunk and have a six-way with the Blue Man Group are we?
Penny : No.
Amy Farrah Fowler : So there are some rules.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Fine. No husbands, no boyfriends, some rules.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you.
[yells]
Amy Farrah Fowler : Vegas!
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Sheldon Cooper : [Knock... knock... knock] Amy?
[Knock... knock... knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Amy?
[Knock... knock... knock]
Sheldon Cooper : Amy?
Amy Farrah Fowler : What?
Sheldon Cooper : I've... never knocked on my own door before. That was a wild ride.
Amy Farrah Fowler : You don't have to come in here and cheer me up.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, w- Thank you. But you could tell everyone else that, because they sure think otherwise.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'll tell you what they think. They think our relationship is a joke.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, I don't think our relationship is a joke. I think a horse goes into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" That's a joke. It's a good one, too, because a horse has a long face.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Ah, well. When we were going through security I got pulled out of line for a pat-down. The, uh, TSA agent got a little handsy. I may have broken her nose with my elbow.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Long story short, she's on the no-fly list, and we might have been followed here by a drone.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I'm sorry. I feel like such an idiot.
Penny : Oh, it's not so bad. You lost money, you're filled with shame and you got groped by a stranger; I mean, that's Vegas - you nailed it.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon. Are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh my. That's an uncomfortable topic. Amy, before I met you I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
Amy Farrah Fowler : And now?
Sheldon Cooper : And now what?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Do you have any interest now?
Sheldon Cooper : I have not ruled it out.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Wow. Talk dirty to me.
Sheldon Cooper : I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but from me what we have is extremely intimate.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I guess I know that. It's just... a part of me wants more.
Sheldon Cooper : Y- More? Why, look at us. It's only been three years; here we are in bed together.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Come on. Let's go back out there.
Sheldon Cooper : Yu- w- no, hold on. My elven magic user and your half-orc warrior did have a love spell cast on them. We wouldn't really be playing the game right if we didn't see that through.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Okay.
Sheldon Cooper : I believe that, uh, we just killed the dragon... and while the others pillage the corpse, I lead you to a secluded area, where I attempt to remove your leather armor.
[rolls die]
Sheldon Cooper : It comes off.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Oh.
Sheldon Cooper : What do you do?
Amy Farrah Fowler : I... kiss you, on the lips?
Sheldon Cooper : I kiss you back on the...
[rolls die]
Sheldon Cooper : lips as well. Your turn.
Amy Farrah Fowler : I remove your armor. What do you do?
Sheldon Cooper : I erotically caress your...
[rolls die]
Sheldon Cooper : nose.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Keep rolling.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : [Penny is talking to Amy through Sheldon's bedroom door] Go away. Sheldon is nibbling on my...
Amy Farrah Fowler : [sound D&D dice rolling] 14! YES!
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : This may be the potion talking, but you are one fine-ass dungeon master.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh yeah? Well, when we get home, I'm gonna take you on a whole different adventure.
Sheldon Cooper : Another quest by Wolowitz? Count me in!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, they're talking about sex.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, then I'm out.