Terrible plot.. terrible acting.. terrible cgi.. it really doesn't make any sense. You are introduced to Sammy Slick (yes thats his real name) who is a private eye that's also a vampire hunter. He gets a job to check out a strip club and finds out everyone there is a vampire. The acting is really atrocious.. I have to mention this several times because the main character breaks the third wall on several occasions. The vampire stake is completely unrealistic (I know.. its a vampire movie) and looks like the bottom of a fence post that was painted silver but there's literally no way it could be functional. The actual death of the vampire was pretty lack luster and definitely could have been a cool factor but they missed the bill. The whole flirting thing going on with the assistant was pretty hard to watch. Lets not forget to mention the camera work.. shaking the entire movie.. even during still shots.. set it on a shelf or something.. then to tie it all off.. multiple words were misspelled during the credits. I think it could be some secret code or message but the movie was straight trash so I didn't care to find out. Skip this one if you are in the edge about watching it.
4 Reviews
Sammy Slick Vs Vampire Strippers
meddlecore4 September 2023
Straight out of Ybor City, Florida comes this ultra low budget, straight-to-TubiTV vampire flick.
Featuring Sammy Slick, a private investigator who moonlights as a vampire hunter.
In this story, he finds himself up against a legion of vampire strippers, who use their profession to lure in unsuspecting men as their victims.
To be honest...there's really not too much to this film.
Other than sub par acting; some really bad CGI effects; cheesy chase scene music; and a fair amount of boobs.
Sammy kills the vampires...the vampires try to kill Sammy.
And that's about the crux of it.
The best part of this film is definitely the poster.
So props to whoever designed it.
The rest, however, is really quite passable.
Though, it's only about 70 minutes long, if you do want to indulge.
Just keep in mind...that you certainly aren't missing much if you don't.
1.5 out of 10.
Featuring Sammy Slick, a private investigator who moonlights as a vampire hunter.
In this story, he finds himself up against a legion of vampire strippers, who use their profession to lure in unsuspecting men as their victims.
To be honest...there's really not too much to this film.
Other than sub par acting; some really bad CGI effects; cheesy chase scene music; and a fair amount of boobs.
Sammy kills the vampires...the vampires try to kill Sammy.
And that's about the crux of it.
The best part of this film is definitely the poster.
So props to whoever designed it.
The rest, however, is really quite passable.
Though, it's only about 70 minutes long, if you do want to indulge.
Just keep in mind...that you certainly aren't missing much if you don't.
1.5 out of 10.
Unwatchable
harshaddd-262739 October 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This thing seem
to be shot by a group of teenager during a free weekend.
They probably used a phone' s camera.
The acting is average.
The plot ridiculous and God, the special effect straight out of a commodore 64 (for the one of u who doesn't know what that is, it's an old video game console,very old.)
Save your time. But if you don't believe me you will realize how bad it is at minute 1.45.
They want me to add more words to publish this review but really,I don't know what else I can add.
Oh there are lot of boobs on display. Because most of the movie is shot into a leaving room that they have adapted to a strip club.
They probably used a phone' s camera.
The acting is average.
The plot ridiculous and God, the special effect straight out of a commodore 64 (for the one of u who doesn't know what that is, it's an old video game console,very old.)
Save your time. But if you don't believe me you will realize how bad it is at minute 1.45.
They want me to add more words to publish this review but really,I don't know what else I can add.
Oh there are lot of boobs on display. Because most of the movie is shot into a leaving room that they have adapted to a strip club.
A really fun and rather likable indie effort
kannibalcorpsegrinder26 January 2024
Taking on a new case, a private eye specializing in cases of vampiric activity gets wind of a suspicious set of disappearances lurking around a strip club in the area that's just taken on a new owner, and when he finds his target enlists his aide to help him in defeating the creatures.
Overall, this was a rather fun indie effort. Among the more likable elements here is the film's fun tone and atmosphere which comes about quite well throughout. The initial setup that gives us a hint of who he is, his skills and somewhat incompetence that allows him to save the day despite getting into trouble on occasion, serves well to establish him as the well-meaning-but-not-infallible conquering hero who does get outsmarted at times but still manages to use his skills to get the upper hand. This goes alongside the fine rapport he and his assistant have that makes for a solid and engaging relationship offering enough light-hearted banter and teasing to know they're not romantically linked but it's not aggressive or egregious to the point of being unlikable and not worth following. This all gets wrapped up in the solid setup that allows for them to build a relationship together based on this setup that also provides a nice bit of investigative work to uncover the truth about the strip club while also allowing for a solid series of action scenes throughout. These encounters are quite enjoyable, offering enough confrontations where the encroaching horde trying to get to him brings about some fine low-budget martial arts sequences with the creatures and the hunter either in the alleyways of the city, in his apartment, or trying to contain the creatures while infiltrating their base. This is all fun enough to keep this one going as he can demonstrate his skillset in hand-to-hand combat while her ability to save the day against his wishes with better weaponry or smarts helps to bring an extra layer to their relationship. This is all low-budget and can't hide it, from the production values, on-location shooting, and special effects work that help to hammer this point home, especially with the brief running time and lack of big action also bringing this about. The piece-to-camera conversations describing character relationships or world-building here don't help much, either, but it's not enough to lower this one overall.
Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Language, Full Nudity, and Violence.
Overall, this was a rather fun indie effort. Among the more likable elements here is the film's fun tone and atmosphere which comes about quite well throughout. The initial setup that gives us a hint of who he is, his skills and somewhat incompetence that allows him to save the day despite getting into trouble on occasion, serves well to establish him as the well-meaning-but-not-infallible conquering hero who does get outsmarted at times but still manages to use his skills to get the upper hand. This goes alongside the fine rapport he and his assistant have that makes for a solid and engaging relationship offering enough light-hearted banter and teasing to know they're not romantically linked but it's not aggressive or egregious to the point of being unlikable and not worth following. This all gets wrapped up in the solid setup that allows for them to build a relationship together based on this setup that also provides a nice bit of investigative work to uncover the truth about the strip club while also allowing for a solid series of action scenes throughout. These encounters are quite enjoyable, offering enough confrontations where the encroaching horde trying to get to him brings about some fine low-budget martial arts sequences with the creatures and the hunter either in the alleyways of the city, in his apartment, or trying to contain the creatures while infiltrating their base. This is all fun enough to keep this one going as he can demonstrate his skillset in hand-to-hand combat while her ability to save the day against his wishes with better weaponry or smarts helps to bring an extra layer to their relationship. This is all low-budget and can't hide it, from the production values, on-location shooting, and special effects work that help to hammer this point home, especially with the brief running time and lack of big action also bringing this about. The piece-to-camera conversations describing character relationships or world-building here don't help much, either, but it's not enough to lower this one overall.
Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Language, Full Nudity, and Violence.
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