Fearless Vampire Killers: At War with the Thirst (2013) Poster

Laurence Beveridge: Self - Singer, Guitarist, Fearless Vampire Killers

Quotes 

  • [first lines] 

    Laurence : Me and Kier met when we were... 9 years old i think. Yeah, because I remember it was the first day of school and I came outside the class and I met this kinda like... cheeky look-looking little brat who asked me what my name was... and I said my name was 'Laurence' and he said that's too... that's too posh, that can't be your real name. 'What's your surname?' And I said 'Beveridge'. And he goes 'Alright then I'm gonna call you that'.

  • Laurence : I remember sort of surviving on Tesco value min... no, Morrisons value mince.

  • Laurence : If you've only got 4 channels you slowly realise that Time Team is always on T.V.

  • Laurence : So we were watching Time Team all the time... I even wrote several songs about Time Team. But anyway... yeah, moving on.

  • [last lines] 

    Laurence : I guess that's, y'know, part of the reason why this band probably isn't gonna fail, because y'know we're all just, me especially are a bit too arrogant to let it fail, y'know?

  • Laurence : Every single one of those people is lying. They all wanna see Kier's little maggot.

    Kier : [overhears conversation]  You talkin' bout my penis?

    Drew : It's a little maggot coming out of two balls of dung. That's what your fucking genitals look like.

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