Elementary (TV Series)

You Do It to Yourself (2012)

Jon Michael Hill: Detective Marcus Bell

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• Sherlock Holmes : [examining a body]  No shell casings,, no skull fragments, no brain matter. He was killed elsewhere and then dumped here.

  Detective Marcus Bell : Yeah, tell me something I don't know.

  Sherlock Holmes : A pig's orgasm lasts up to thirty minutes.

• [in the victim's office] 

  Detective Marcus Bell : Appointment book. Maybe it'll tell us what he got up to last night.

  Sherlock Holmes : Unlikely he would notate trips to an underground Chinese gambling parlor.

  Detective Marcus Bell : Excuse me?

  Sherlock Holmes : That's what he was doing last night.

  Detective Marcus Bell : I know you're just waiting for me to ask you why you think that.

  [pause] 

  Detective Marcus Bell : Why do you think that?

  Sherlock Holmes : I'm glad you asked!

• Detective Marcus Bell : Thought you could take a look before we wrap up the scene, but that was before I knew you were... dying.