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Cliff De Young
A talking cat is a riveting film about a talking cat who helps two families meet and live forever happy. The daughter wants to go to business school. The daughter's brother is not creative therefore disqualifying him from obtaining an internship. The father drops the mother's cheese puffs which are hot, ruining them. because of this, the mother leaves him for a while. They meet up at a weird house that is owned by the father. The father and mother get into a fight when all is looking bad the cat gets hit by a car and sustains a saddening head injury. When the families are desperate that the cat will survive he reveals his identity has a talking cat and releases an orb thereby saving his life. This major plot twist then brings the two families together and implies that they live happily ever after.Written by
Cooper G Lawrenz
I defy anyone to make it through this direct to video disaster in one sitting. I know I couldn't. There is nothing, NOTHING even remotely redeemable about this mess. Zero production values, a canned and looped music score that would be far more fitting for interrogations of enemies of the state, painful performances from has been's (WTF how desperate were Kristine DeBell and Johnny Whittaker in order for them to debase themselves like this?!) along with a talentless cast of young up and comers, and -the coup de gras- the most unbelievable "talking cat" effect you will ever see. This entire video (I refuse to call it a movie) is an endurance test for only the most brave of souls. Your rage will set in after the first fifteen minutes, and from there on out it's a battle of wills to see who will emerge victorious. Many have tried. All have perished. Consider this your only warning.
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