The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The 43 Peculiarity (2012)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• [Howard and Raj watch the video of Sheldon in the room] 

  Sheldon Cooper : This is Dr. Sheldon Cooper. Experimental log. Wormhole generator test forty-four.

  Howard Wolowitz : Wormhole generator test?

  [Wormhole appears] 

  Sheldon Cooper : The first forty-three parallel universes I've checked proved to be empty. I see no reason to suspect universe number forty-four will be any different.

  [Puts his head in the wormhole; when he takes it out he has an alien creature attached to his face] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh, my God!

  Raj Koothrappali : Holy crap!

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh! It's eating my face!

  Raj Koothrappali : It's eating his face!

  [Sheldon sneaks in from behind them and throw the fake alien creature onto their laptop; Howard and Raj freak out] 

• Sheldon Cooper : If we assume that your looks are average, right off the bat, 50 percent of men on Earth are more attractive than you. That's 1.5 billion handsome lads standing by, waiting to rain on your parade.

• Howard Wolowitz : We're going to the genetics lab to pet the glow-in-the-dark bunny. Want to come?

  Sheldon Cooper : No, thanks.

  Raj Koothrappali : When they turn off the lights, it's like a little laser show that poops all over the place.

• Sheldon Cooper : You may not realize it, but I have difficulty navigating through certain aspects of daily life: understanding sarcasm, feigning interest in others, not talking about trains as much as I'd want to. It's exhausting! Which is why, for 20 minutes a day, I like to go down to that room, turn my mind off and do what I need to do to recharge.

  Howard Wolowitz : But what do you do in there?

  Raj Koothrappali : What does 43 mean?

  Sheldon Cooper : You don't need to know. You don't deserve to know. And you will never know.

  [Leaves] 

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah? Well, I know how to make your egg salad now!

• Leonard Hofstadter : I'll be right back.

  Sheldon Cooper : You're still here? I thought you were long gone.

• Howard Wolowitz : Where are you going?

  Sheldon Cooper : Where are you going?

  Raj Koothrappali : We told you.

  Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, I just told you.

  Howard Wolowitz : No, you didn't.

  Sheldon Cooper : Your word against mine. See you in court.

• Sheldon Cooper : You're a real catch, compared to some snoring guy with a fridge full of lousy grapes.

• [Opening lines] 

  Raj Koothrappali : What are you drawing over there?

  Sheldon Cooper : A containment unit for a frisbee-sized wormhole that could serve as a portal to a parallel universe.

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh, you silly doodlebug.

  Leonard Hofstadter : You know, scientists believe that contact with other lifeforms would not be good for us.

  Sheldon Cooper : It's a frisbee-sized wormhole, Leonard. I can just cover it with a frisbee. Here.

  [Hands napkin to Howard] 

  Howard Wolowitz : You expect me to build this?

  Sheldon Cooper : No, I expect you to wipe the pudding off your chin. Gentlemen?

• Leonard Hofstadter : If you're wondering why I've been staring through the peephole, I'm trying to get a look at this guy who's coming over to Penny's.

  Sheldon Cooper : To be honest, I didn't know you were here.