Supernatural (TV Series)

What's Up, Tiger Mommy? (2012)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Dean Winchester : What do we have to bid? What? We can't just show up there empty-handed.

  Sam Winchester : Dean, all we have to our names is a few hacked gold cards.

  Dean Winchester : All right. Well, then, we have to get creative.

  Sam Winchester : Huh. Well...

  [Sam looks at the Impala] 

  Dean Winchester : No. Mnh-mnh. Say it, and I will kill you, your children, and your grandchildren.

• Dean Winchester : [to Sam]  Plan "C" tanked.

  Crowley : Maybe you should try plan "D" for dumbass.

• Beau : Our next lot, the word of God, capital "G" - very old, very rare.

  Crowley : $3 billion.

  Dean Winchester , Sam Winchester : Whoa.

  Samandriel : The "Mona Lisa."

  Crowley : The *real* "Mona Lisa", where she's topless.

  Samandriel : Vatican City.

  Crowley : Alaska.

  Beau : Palin and a bridge to nowhere? No, thanks.

  Crowley : All right. The moon.

  Dean Winchester : You're bidding the *moon*?

  Crowley : Yeah. Claimed it for Hell. You think a man named Buzz gets to go into space without making a deal?

• Sam Winchester : Mrs. Tran, your friend was possessed by a demon.

  Kevin Tran : Have you ever seen The Exorcist?

  Linda Tran : [Scolding]  Is that what you've been doing all year - watching television?

  [sighs] 

  Linda Tran : Did you really have to kill her?

  Dean Winchester : The demon would have warned Crowley where Kevin was if we didn't.

  Linda Tran : And Crowley is the one who kidnapped you?

  Kevin Tran : Yeah. He needs me to translate his stupid tablet so he could take over the universe or something.

  Dean Winchester : Which is why we need to get it so we can slam the Gates of Hell forever with Crowley inside.

  Sam Winchester : So that things like that don't ever happen again.

  Linda Tran : Prophet of the Lord, huh? It does have a nice ring to it.

• Beau : Oh, if you're worried about the safety of the prophet, rest assured that we have a strict "no casting, no cursing, no supernaturally flicking the two of you against the wall just for the fun of it" policy.

  Sam Winchester : Is that right? How'd you manage that?

  Beau : Well, I am the right hand of a God, after all - Plutus, specifically.

  Dean Winchester : Is that even a planet anymore?

  Beau : It's the God of Greed. And my liege has warded these premises against Hell, Heaven and beyond - quite necessary against with some of the players we see. And incidentally, quite possibly the safest place your precious prophet could be. Mm. Well, since time is of the essence, perhaps I'll just go ahead and add a plus-three to the prophet's invitation. Copacetic?

  [tosses the invitation and vanishes] 

  Dean Winchester : Well, thank you, Mr. Peanut!

• Dean Winchester : [He's just picked the lock and opened the door to a room looking for the tablet. He finds two goons in there. He puts a huge grin on his face and looks around]  This isn't the men's room.

  [the goons just stare at him. Dean looks at the tablet then backs out] 

  Dean Winchester : Okay.

• Castiel : How did you find me?

  Dean Winchester : The bloody way.

• Samandriel : You know.. there are some in heaven who still believe despite his... mistakes, that Castiel's heart was always in the right place.

  Dean Winchester : Are you one of them?

  Samandriel : I think, *too* much heart was always Castiel's problem.

• Sam Winchester : All right. So, how much we got for plan "B"?

  Dean Winchester : Uh, well, we got our hacked credit cards, $2,000, and uh... a Costco membership.

• Sam Winchester : All we got to do is get Kevin close enough to memorize the spell.

  Dean Winchester : [Turns to Kevin]  What do you think, brainiac? Think you can swing it?

  Linda Tran : Of course he can swing it, if the bumper stickers on my Previa mean anything.

• Beau : When we acquire an item as hot as the word of God, it's smart to unload it as fast as possible. And we are in such desperate need of a headliner for tonight's gala.

  Dean Winchester : Well, I hope you have three extra tickets to your little eBay party, 'cause the Prophet's with us.

• Kevin Tran : Get out of her!

  Crowley : If I had a nickel for every time someone screamed that at me...

  Dean Winchester : Getting in touch with your feminine side, huh, Crowley?

• Linda Tran : I bid my soul!

  Dean Winchester : Are you sure? That's a big move.

  [She nods] 

  Plutus : Interesting.

  Crowley : If it's souls that you're after, I can give you a million souls.

  Dean Winchester : Hey, flyboy, are you gonna get in on this?

  Samandriel : We guard the souls in heaven. We don't horse-trade them.

  Crowley : [Turns to Plutus]  So we have a deal?

  Plutus : It's not about the quantity, chief. It's about the sacrifice. This little lady's soul is the most valuable thing she has. It's everything. Are you willing to offer *everything*, Mr. Crowley?

• Beau : I am the right hand of a God, after all -- Plutus, specifically.

  Dean Winchester : Is that even a planet anymore?

• Samandriel : We protect the word of God.

  Dean Winchester : Well awesome job so far...

  [Reads Samandriel's vessel's name tag] 

  Dean Winchester : Alfie.

  Samandriel : Actually my name is, uh, Samandriel.

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, let's just stick with "Alfie".

• Dean Winchester : [At tattoo parlor]  You smell it, Sammy?

  Sam Winchester : Burning flesh?

  Dean Winchester : Revenge. So close.

• Linda Tran : Losing my soul -- is it going to hurt?

  Dean Winchester : Probably.

  Linda Tran : Will I die?

  Sam Winchester : No. You'll just wish you were dead.