The League (TV Series)

The Hoodie (2012)

Stephen Rannazzisi: Kevin

Quotes 

• Kevin : I won the Shiva, huh?

  Shiva : Congratulations.

  Kevin : Thank you.

  Shiva : Also kind of creepy.

  Kevin : No, you're taking it the wrong way. I won... you! I own you!

  Shiva : Way worse, in fact.

  Kevin : Why?

  Shiva : Kevin, your trophy is the Shiva. I am Shiva. I am not a sloppily made symbol of your lost youth.

  Kevin : Fine, I'm sorry. I didn't want this to be weird. I just came here to talk about foreskin.