- Kevin: I won the Shiva, huh?
- Shiva: Congratulations.
- Kevin: Thank you.
- Shiva: Also kind of creepy.
- Kevin: No, you're taking it the wrong way. I won... you! I own you!
- Shiva: Way worse, in fact.
- Kevin: Why?
- Shiva: Kevin, your trophy is the Shiva. I am Shiva. I am not a sloppily made symbol of your lost youth.
- Kevin: Fine, I'm sorry. I didn't want this to be weird. I just came here to talk about foreskin.