Castle (TV Series)
Headhunters (2012)
Adam Baldwin: Det. Ethan Slaughter
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Quotes
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Detective Ethan Slaughter : I tell you what I'd do. I'd go all caveman on that partner of yours. Show her what time it is in Real Man Land.
Richard Castle : Real Man Land?
Detective Ethan Slaughter : Mm-hmm.
Richard Castle : Oh, is that what you were showing Laura when we were back at the morgue?
Detective Ethan Slaughter : I just throw a little attention her way, make her happy. You know, I'm macking on this hot new redhead who just started working there. That girl's barely street legal.
[laughs]
Richard Castle : Redhead?
Detective Ethan Slaughter : Yeah.
Richard Castle : About 5'5", blue eyes? Intern?
Detective Ethan Slaughter : Yeah. You know her?
Richard Castle : That's my daughter.
Detective Ethan Slaughter : Seriously? That girl got an ass.
[Castle slugs Slaughter]
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Richard Castle : [chuckles] That was awesome! Beckett never drives on the sidewalk.
Detective Ethan Slaughter : You're gonna hang with me, we're gonna lay out some ground rules. Rule number one, do not use the word 'awesome'. You're a grown man. Rule number two, stay out of my way.
Richard Castle : Is that it?
Detective Ethan Slaughter : It's kind of all-encompassing.
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Richard Castle : This is the hardest part of the job, breaking the news to the family. So, what's your style? Terse yet compassionate? Sensitive but strong?
Detective Ethan Slaughter : Brian! Glitch is in the morgue. Someone pumped 3 rounds into him.
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[after watching Beckett intimidate a suspect]
Detective Ethan Slaughter : That is sexy.
[seeing Castle's expression]
Detective Ethan Slaughter : What? You wanna hit me for that, too?
Richard Castle : No.
[Slaughter sucker punches Castle in the gut]
Detective Ethan Slaughter : That's for not having my back. Oh, and if I ever see a character in one of your novels like me, we're gonna have words. So I'm gonna see you at the hearing on Tuesday, right?
Richard Castle : [hoarsely] You got it.
Detective Ethan Slaughter : Outstanding.
[passing Beckett as he leaves]
Detective Ethan Slaughter : Detective, you ever wanna go on a date that ends in hot sex after a drunken fist fight, you know where to find me.
Kate Beckett : Yeah. In "never gonna happen" land.
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[as they are about to enter a bar looking for a suspect]
Detective Ethan Slaughter : Are you packin'?
Richard Castle : Packing? No, I'm not a cop. My vest says 'Writer' on it
Detective Ethan Slaughter : Rule number 3, You ride with me,
[hands Castle his ankle gun]
Detective Ethan Slaughter : you ride strapped. Come on.
Richard Castle : Hey, hey, what about regulations?
Detective Ethan Slaughter : You signed a waiver, didn't ya? Okay, you take the front, I'll go in the back.
Richard Castle : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Shouldn't we call for backup?
Detective Ethan Slaughter : You got a *skirt* says 'Writer' on it, too?
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Richard Castle : You're not going to mangle anyone today, are you?
Detective Ethan Slaughter : I like to keep my options open.
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Detective Ethan Slaughter : [denying Castle's request for a ride-along] I need a writer hanging around like I need a case of the crabs.