Casting Couch (I) (2013)
Adam Loyd: Austin
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Quotes
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Austin : I don't write homos... anymore.
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[the all-white group wonders which among them might be willing to venture beyond his own ethnicity]
Austin : Yeah. Sure, why not? I'll bite the bullet.
Parker : Well, that's certainly kind of you. "Bite the bullet?" We're trying to be as politically correct and considerate as possible in this project.
Austin : I've always wanted to bang an Asian chick.
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Ross : She had a lot of air upstairs.
Austin : Yeah, I don't even think she'll know what's goin' on.
Justin : Exactly - and she seems like the type of girl who would let me throw a piece of bologna at her base ass.
Chase Lockwood : My balona has a first name.