Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Justin Smith | ... | Justin | |
Jason Lockhart | ... | Chase Lockwood | |
Jessica Rose | ... | Alex | |
Kayla Collins | ... | Chelsea | |
Chasty Ballesteros | ... | Kimmy | |
Michelle Pierce | ... | Jordan Holliday | |
Mayra Leal | ... | Dallas | |
David Lengel | ... | Ben | |
Nikki BreAnne Wells | ... | Summer | |
Christine Quinn | ... | Lindsay Griffin (as Christine Bently Quinn) | |
Adam Loyd | ... | Austin | |
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Robert Mitchell | ... | Ross |
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Paul A. Storiale | ... | Parker |
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Kelly Kemp | ... | Katie |
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Joey Stafura | ... | Johnson |
Desperate to meet new girls, six libidinous down-on-their-luck guys come up with the ultimate plan to hook up - cast a fake movie. When tons of hot chicks show up for the audition (and a few guys), it's a matter of who's willing to go the farthest to get the part. Packed with enough crude humor and sexy girls for a dozen movies, "The Bloody Slumber Party" is a hilarious scam that's about to get real. Written by Anonymous
At the bottom end of the evolutionary and intellectual scale, you have those creatures who are literally too stupid to remember to breathe unless reminded to do so - and this movie appears to have been created by and for them.
It's not even (as many appear to be trying to suggest) a movie about socially-awkward but otherwise intelligent folk (i.e., "nerds") trying to connect with the mainstream world - these characters are the most annoying, spoilt wastes of oxygen that you could possibly imagine. Next to them, Paris Hilton seems like a well-adjusted regular human. These literally are the characters who couldn't even get a job "flipping burgers," as the phrase goes, because they're so utterly incapable of thought.
If you made the mistake of paying to view this, you'll be kicking yourself for quite a while.