Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody (2012 Video) User Reviews

Would be good... if it had less porn

[fhp007 · 4/10 · 31 October 2012]

This is a porn parody where you can plainly see the makers have made an effort to make it look and feel like the real thing; yes the effects are not quite so good looking as they were even in the first seasons of the real show, but the characters do sound right, look right, except for Angel, and all in all this could have been the best porn parody made so far... but it falls short.

The "story" is that Buffy has a lot of pent up sexual tension and cannot find any release, so of course the resident witch has to help, which results in some very vivid dreams. While this could be a good setup, the movie takes no chances and we see Buffy with Angel, Giles with Jenny, Xander with Willow, a lesbian vampire trio and in the end without any relation to the "story" Spike and Harmony. If the porn sequences had been shorter, and the plot a bit stronger this would have been a okay movie. Had the pairings been less safe, maybe Giles and Buffy, Willow and Spike and so on, and the sex scenes not longer then 10 minutes then this could have been a great porn parody. As it is... it isn't.

Delusions of competency

[lor_ · 10 July 2017]

The director and scriptwriter of this dreadful "parody" (=ripoff) of the popular TV series hang themselves in the Bonus segments on the DVD, describing their work as if they were mainstream cinema giants. But the slipshod feature proves them dead wrong.

Casting Lexi Belle in the title role was a good start, as she's prettier than the mainstream actresses on film (Kristy Swanson) and TV (Sarah Michelle Gellar), but alas, her acting as well as that of the supporting cast is quite poor. The hack Lee Roy Myers who has directed dozens of these ripoffs takes a flippant tone, and lets through line readings that are relentlessly dull and unconvincing.

Despite his protests that the action/fight scenes are fabulous (they stink) and self-aggrandizing praise for the makeup effects (cheap and ugly face distortions not impressive at all as "vampires") it's all about the sex. The mechanical humping scenes are generic, and several are just tossed into the film without any relationship to the story or continuity. For example, the final hump footage of Spike (Michael Vegas with a poor accent) and busty Britney Amber as Harmony is just tacked on, unrelated to the previous two hours.

Josh Wheldon, even his stage name a ripoff, shows his kisser in the BTS short subject, and examines his contribution as if it were passable. The dialog is loaded with dumb pop culture references and name drops and errs mightily in assuming the viewer is a card-carrying cultist for the original series, rather than the actual audience of porn hounds who are addicted to the thrill of seeing familiar character they've grown up with on both big & small screen having sex, albeit through impersonators.

Both Lexi and the talented (but relegated to wearing a bad wig here) Jessie Andrews as her sidekick Willow are appealing to watch, but not here - see instead a hundred other better performances in better videos. As lead vampire I was glad to see Ash Hollywood without her ugly "scar" tattoos along her shoulder blades that she's usually sporting, and the late Amber Rayne along with luscious April O'Neil is wasted as her vampire minions. Worst of all is Kris Slater, supposedly comic relief as Xander but completely incompetent.