South Park (TV Series)

Reverse Cowgirl (2012)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Clyde Donovan, Betsy Donovan, Mr. Garrison

Quotes 

• Logger : What about us loggers? Hard-workin' men who like to stand up after they've taken a poo and then turn around and cut that poo in half with their urine?

  Eric Cartman : Well, sorry, but if we don't want the government treating us like children, we might have to give up being able to pee our feces in half.

• Jimmy : [Trying to cheer up Clyde]  What's another current event we could laugh about?

  Girl : Fox cancelled Terra Nova.

  Jimmy : Oh yeah. They must have to make more room for Steven Tyler's mouth. Anybody else?

  Butters : [laughing]  Clyde killed his mom!