South Park (TV Series)

Jewpacabra (2012)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters

Photos 

Quotes 

• Eric Cartman : Kyle! Kyle! My Hebrew friend! Did you see that it's raining frogs?

  Kyle Broflovski : Yes. It's because the pharaoh won't give the Hebrews what they want. God is angry.

  Eric Cartman : So God makes it rain frogs? That just kind of seems... mean to frogs, Kyle.

  Kyle Broflovski : That's how God is. And if pharaoh doesn't give us what we want, next He's going to kill all Egyptian first-born boys.

  Eric Cartman : Wha - okay, look, I'll talk to the pharaoh and see if he'll change his mind.

  Kyle Broflovski : It doesn't matter, because God is going to harden pharaoh's heart.

  Eric Cartman : What does that mean?

  Kyle Broflovski : It mean Jehovah's going to use his powers to keep the pharaoh from letting us go.

  Eric Cartman : Well, that doesn't seem very fair, Kyle. I mean, if God is going to make paraoh say "No", then why would he punish him for saying "No"?

  Kyle Broflovski : That's just how God is.

  Eric Cartman : You're wrong, Kyle. God is not a dick!

  [pointing at him]